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The most annoying AD EVER!



Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
Dies Irae said:
dont get me started on that f***ing advert:censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Is that the Ocado Man ad?
 




Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,681
at home
thats the one

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
 


Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
Oh look
I am the Ocado Man

I am the Ocado Man, I bring groceries through your door into your kitchen.
I won't break or drop a single thing how could you ask for more?

Oca, Oca, Ocado, Ocado, Ocado
Groceries from Waitrose, Oca, Ocado

Our packers hand pick all your goods carefully, wearing gloves.
Into my van it's put not shoved, it's done with lots of love.

Oca, Oca, Ocado, Ocado, Ocado
Groceries from Waitrose, Oca, Ocado

I am the Ocado Man with one more thing to say
Type O - C- A - D - O dot com and try us out today.

Is that the one? The Ocado Man one?
 
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Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
_wilka_ said:
Oi don't change the subject my advert is the worst EVER! Fact! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Your assertion can only be established over time. It might merely be the worst ad on TV at the moment but EVER? That's quite a statement?

Anyway...two words:
Crazy Frog

I thank you, case closed m'lud.
 


Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,681
at home
I still have nightmares over the "shake and vac" advert

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 


smudge said:
Quote me happy you c u n t!

:angry:

Yeah I vote for that one too - Craig Cash, the world's unfunniest man, boy did he ever get lucky shagging Caroline Aherne.

They even beat Linda Barker and her appalling sofas.
 






Simon Morgan

New member
Oct 30, 2004
6,065
Oxford
that f***ing actimel one with that stupid KID sticking her tongue out at that old woman when she's on the bus! rather than telling her that what she is doing is grotesquely RUDE, the mother says "no, that's dirty!" :angry: :angry: :angry:

oh, and another one is the bloody yoghurt one. "they're very tasty!" - "so i see!" grrrrrrrrrr
 










Lady Whistledown

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,499
Surely "You buy one, you get one free, I said YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE!" is far, far more annoying?
 




Lady Whistledown

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,499
Also immensely annoying are the Gaviscon ad with the female police officer leaping around directing traffic, and another advert for some pro-biotic yoghurt or other- it has two women in the kitchen and one's crapping on about feeling bloated, before stealing (in a HILARIOUS manner) the other one's yoghurts.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
 


SurreySeagulls

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
2,460
Guildford
For me it has to be the pr!ck that nicks his bosses small Samsung TV screen and leaves a couple of World Cup Tickets in its' place. All his mates think he is fab for doing so whereas I think he is a complete numpty.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,148
Location Location
SurreySeagulls said:
For me it has to be the pr!ck that nicks his bosses small Samsung TV screen and leaves a couple of World Cup Tickets in its' place. All his mates think he is fab for doing so whereas I think he is a complete numpty.
Good call.
"Yeah, I had two tickets for the World Cup, but I've swapped them so we can watch it on this new telly instead"

'Now your friends think you are a genius' says voiceover man.

No sir, I would have to disagree. Now your friends think you are a ****.
 


Robbie G

New member
Jul 26, 2004
1,771
Hassocks
CILLIT BANG

Apparently shouting enhances its cleaning powers!

That Vauxhall advert where the bloke falls down the mountain and says "nice car mate" used to piss me off sooo much
 






bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Sorry but nothing is more annoying than the Halifax adds although those Pot Noodle ones are pretty aggravating. Still at least they annoy the Welsh !
 


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