The inevitable "Kuszczak Song" Thread

[Not Andy Naylor]

I asked the Polish bloke I work with how the feck you pronounce it...he is saying something that sounds like Kushtak

I asked the half-Polish bloke in the mirror, who happens to have some of the same letters in his surname. It's Kush-chack.

 

[BHseagull]

Doo doo doo we've got Tomas Kuszczak

Conga/trainline. Simple.

 

[BHseagull]

I also like the 'love shack' one suggested earlier.

 

[daveinprague]

I asked the half-Polish bloke in the mirror, who happens to have some of the same letters in his surname. It's Kush-chack.

You will have to lead the chants then haha...I asked him again, and it still sounds like kushtak to me... so, im not good for it...

 

[Batti]

Doo doo doo we've got Tomas Kuszczak

Conga/trainline. Simple.

Never met you BHseagull but I hate you with a passion. I've been singing that damn trainline song (most annoying song in the world) for the past 2 hours now...

 

[tonyascough]

Tomasz Kuszczak's song

How about -

You Shot - You missed - you must be pretty miffed - Tommy K, Tommy K, repeated

Sorry for the plagiarism on Peter Wards song but I think it fits.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"I want you back" -Jackson 5

Oh striker, you'll need one more chance
(theres no point, because you wont score)
Won't you please admit hes's better than Joe Hart

Oh striker, you are bound to miss the goal
Or the ball will end up in his arms
I want Kuscszak
(ooooh ooooh tommy)
I want Kuscszak



SIMPLE

 

[gripper stebson]

I think simply replacing the word DJ with GK from the first few bars of this and we have a winner!!!

Love The Saw Doctors...

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[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"We will rock you"

HE WILL HE WILL STOP YOU

(KUSCSZAK)
(TOM TOM KUSCSZAK)

HE WILL HE WILL STOP YOU

 

[BHseagull]

Never met you BHseagull but I hate you with a passion. I've been singing that damn trainline song (most annoying song in the world) for the past 2 hours now...

Sorry!

 

[slinky]

There is a timeless classic that'll work - to the tune of "The whole world in his hands"

We've got a big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal.

this one for me!!

 

[jimhigham]

To the tune of The Flinstones

Kuszczak
Tomasz Kuszczak
He's the best keeper in History
Now he plays for Brighton
I think I've done a big sex wee

I suspect this one won't stick but I would love to hear it belted out in full north stand voice.