The inevitable "Kuszczak Song" Thread

[Simster]

Why do people waste time making up crap songs that no one is ever going to sing ?

I was going to say "This", until I read:

To the tune of The Flinstones

Kuszczak
Tomasz Kuszczak
He's the best keeper in History
Now he plays for Brighton
I think I've done a big sex wee

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To 'play that funky music'

Yeah we are dancing and singing and movin' to his groovin'
And just when they were about to shoot somebody shouted

Save that Tommy Kusczcak, white boy.
Save that Tommy Kusczcak all niiiggghhhttt
Save that funk Kusczcak white boy.
You've practiced with Rooney and, Tommy Kusczcak, we'll love you till we die.



Or to 'who's that girl'

Kuuuu-szczaaakkkss goal.
He played for man u
It's Kuuu-szczaaaak goal


Or (abba inspired)

So I say THANK YOU FOR THE KUSZCZAK
That's why we're winning
Thanks for all, the joy your bringing
Who could live without him?
I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a pole in our goal, what are we?
So I say THANK YOU FOR THE KUSZCZAK
For bringing him to me.

OR

Kuszscak, baby Kuszscak
(to love shack)

 

[teaboy]

Give me a K......

 

[Barn Door Billy]

Just the simple 'just can't get enough' will do fine...

Na, na na na na na na na,
Na, na na na na na na na,
Na, na na na na na na na,
To-masz ku-szczak

 

[Common as Mook]

Oh na na, Tomasz Kuszczak, oh na na, Tomasz Kuszczak, Tomasz Kuszczak.

Rhianna

This. To go alongside:

Oh na na, Gordon Greer

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Where the RHYMING?!

IT DOESNT EVEN RHYME.

Another example.

Kuszcaks the way
a ha a ha
I like it
a ha a ha
Kuscszaks the way
a ha a ha
I like it
a ha a ha

 

[Rich Suvner]

Posh spice is a slapper, she likes it up the crack...

Genius

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[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Posh spice is a slapper
She loves to ride bareback....

 

[Telford Seagull]

Just simply to the tune of love shack
kuszczak, tomasz kuszczak!

Longer chants hardly ever catch on and this is a basic chant to a well known tune....simples

 

[robbie c]

There is a timeless classic that'll work - to the tune of "The whole world in his hands"

We've got a big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal.

He's worth 53 points on a scrabble board
He's worth 53 points on a scrabble board
He's worth 53 points on a scrabble board
We've got a big pole in our goal

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Give me a K......

Cant possibly think of anyway that this couldnt work

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

Kuszczak is imminent, we're f***ing brilliant

beaten to it

 

[The Terminator]

I like the idea of we've got a big pole in our goal, to the tune of 'whole world in his hand'

 

[mune ni kamome]

Whats that. Have we signed John Toshack?

 

[making plans for nigel]

There's only one Tommy Kuszczak
One Tommy Kuszczak
He was Man u's number 4
Now he earns a lot more
Walking in big Tones seaweed world

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Here is old green eyes.

 

[Dunk]

Pole, Pole, Pole, Pole,
Pole, Pole, Pole, Pole,

-to replace Skol.

(it was an advert in the 1980s)

Or to Volare:

He's Kuszczak
Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo
Tommy Kuszczak
Ooo-ooo-ooo-oooo
He is our favourite Pole,
and now he plays in goal

and repeat.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Oh he'd rather be a seagull than a manc
He is polish and he'll f*** up your attack
Oh he'd rather be seagull
Rather be a seagull
Rather be seagull than a manc

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Der Der Der Der Tomasz Kuszczak , Der Der Der Der Tomasz Kuszczak

We want our Brezza back

 

[JOLovegrove]

Think we need a poll!