The inevitable "Kuszczak Song" Thread

[Acker79]

Anyone got any ideas?

I'm stuck on a riff on the B-52's 'Love Shack'

Kuszczak!
stops a goal, baby!
Kuszczak!
Stops a goal
Kuszczak!
stops a goal, baby!
Kuszczak!
Stops a goal

You shot?!
your shot - wasted

(thinking of the "You're what?! Tin roof... rusted" bit)

http://youtu.be/leohcvmf8kM

 

[Ernest]

Why do people waste time making up crap songs that no one is ever going to sing ?

 

[Albion Dan]

How about Rather than all these lame attempts to come up with a song we use the tried and tested One Tomasz Kuszczack?

 

[Silent Bob]

Kuszczak is imminent, we're f***ing brilliant

 

[LDN]

I would prefer...

Boom Boom Boom
North stand say Kuszczak
KUSZCZAK

Boom Boom Boom
West stand say Kuszczak
KUSZCZAK

Boom Boom Boom
East stand say Kuszczak
.... Oh shit they don't sing much

 

[daveinprague]

I asked the Polish bloke I work with how the feck you pronounce it...he is saying something that sounds like Kushtak

 

[Batti]

To the tune of The Flinstones

Kuszczak
Tomasz Kuszczak
He's the best keeper in History
Now he plays for Brighton
I think I've done a big sex wee

 

[TheMajor]

No song required - just a quick "Poznan" from either the North or Stand stand when he runs out to the goals before Kick off.

 

[Godstar]

There is a timeless classic that'll work - to the tune of "The whole world in his hands"

We've got a big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal.

 

[Blue and White Tiger]

Posh spice is a slapper, she likes it up the crack...

 

[strings]

Poland's, Poland's number four,
Poland's number four?

 

[Gazwag]

Posh spice is a slapper
She's got an average rack
And when she's shagging Beckham
She's thinking of Kuszczak

 

[thony]

Personally, I think just the one line (from the Love Shack tune) will do:

Kuszczak... (clap) ... Tomasz Kuszczak... (clap, clap)...
(repeat ad infinitum / ad nauseam, whichever is sooner)

 

[bravohotelalpha]

There is a timeless classic that'll work - to the tune of "The whole world in his hands"

We've got a big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big Pole, in our goal,
We've got a big Pole in our goal.

Great idea, think it would work really well.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Woeful, every single one

 

[strings]

Personally, I think just the one line (from the Love Shack tune) will do:

Kuszczak... (clap) ... Tomasz Kuszczak... (clap, clap)...
(repeat ad infinitum / ad nauseam, whichever is sooner)

I like this - during boring away games, I could imagine this song could be sung for the entire first half, with the Adam El Abd/Muppets song being sung the whole second half!

 

[leigull]

I asked the Polish bloke I work with how the feck you pronounce it...he is saying something that sounds like Kushtak

Kush-chuck is what I've been told this morning! Definitely easier to stick with Koo-shak!

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Oh na na, Tomasz Kuszczak, oh na na, Tomasz Kuszczak, Tomasz Kuszczak.

Rhianna

 

[terryberry1]

Cringe

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Der Der Der Der Tomasz Kuszczak , Der Der Der Der Tomasz Kuszczak