[Albion] The Groß Turn-O-Meter

[junior]

Think we are on 2 already no?

 

[zefarelly]

I'm out. Voted 2 and he's done them already.

Me too . . .all on 2 assists maybe?

 

[Peter Grummit]

5?

Another epic performance from Herr TurnAssistMeister.

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[Uh_huh_him]

i counted 4. there was one that he backed out of half way through.

 

[WATFORD zero]

i counted 4. there was one that he backed out of half way through.

I thought it was 3, one attacking first half, one defending and one attacking second half (although there were definitely a couple of Gross turn dummys - I had started to cheer and then he didn't do it )

 

[Elbow750]

Pretty sure there were 4 proper one and a half completed /half dummy. So 4.5 ....

We were all wrong footed by the wonderful turnmeister, who by the way was excellent all round today.

 

[Stat Brother]

I'm gonna call 4.

Pascal went big early.
There was a beauty in front of the ESL in the second half.
I'm pretty sure there was one other, in amongst a couple of lesser turns.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I lost count.

You could also delete the last word from my first sentence


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[albionalbino]

We're gonna need a bigger poll

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

I counted 5.

 

[KeegansHairPiece]

I’m sure a couple got “oooooooooooh…laaaaaaays”

 

[WATFORD zero]

I’m sure a couple got “oooooooooooh…laaaaaaays”

You can hear the crowd start to build to a cheer as 30,000 fans realise what he is going to do, but the professional footballer 2 foot in front of him can't.

One of the great mysteries of life

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Trossard did a tribute gross turn in the first half too.

 

[super-seagulls]

You can hear the crowd start to build to a cheer as 30,000 fans realise what he is going to do, but the professional footballer 2 foot in front of him can't.

One of the great mysteries of life

I loved the way every Gross-turn was cheered. I hope that continues!

 

[Klaas]

You can hear the crowd start to build to a cheer as 30,000 fans realise what he is going to do, but the professional footballer 2 foot in front of him can't.

One of the great mysteries of life

Isn't it?! It feels like it might get to the point where the crowd will be doing a 'Woaaaaaaaaahhhhh' a la the goal kick your shit ahhhh chant, before he does it at some point.

 

[BNthree]

I'm gonna call 4.

Pascal went big early.
There was a beauty in front of the ESL in the second half.
I'm pretty sure there was one other, in amongst a couple of lesser turns.

That was like the cherry on top of the whole match for me as it was right in front of my seat. Was superb. Also enjoyed the second half turn in front of West stand where he sent the Watford player for a hotdog.

 

[Rogero]

No , I counted 6 . Am I winning ?

 

[Machiavelli]

You can hear the crowd start to build to a cheer as 30,000 fans realise what he is going to do, but the professional footballer 2 foot in front of him can't.

One of the great mysteries of life

I don't think it's a mystery at all. Opposition players are primed about the Pascal Pirouette. They're also primed about the fact that he puts in devastating crosses, and has multiple assists. They have to try and thwart the latter, and Pascal knows this, so he can introduce the former. Clever, clever player.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

As the expectant crowd build up the backing track, the opposition trance like, he acts out his masterpiece time and time again, four times I counted and an aborted one.

 

[Gazwag]

How many do you expect to see tomorrow?


This is NOT how many do you hope to see - a squillion.

This is not worthy of a poll IMO, it should be done similar to the graphs on here http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/show...Tracker-season-2021-2022-Game-2-Update-2-OVER