[Albion] The Groß Turn-O-Meter

[Nobby Cybergoat]

I went for zero because he won't play.

Probably i'm wrong, but if not then i'm the only one, so far, out of 50+ voted who has gone down that route, so if I am right, i'll be back to boast

 

[WATFORD zero]

A Gross turn is like making love

Of course he is going to do it slowly so we get time to appreciate it

 

[Silverhatch]

127 appearances and counting for one of the (technically) best players ever to grace the stripes. Slow legs offset by a truly rapid footballing brain.

Always good to remind ourselves that Jurgen Klopp is a fan and said this about PG in 2018... ‘I have known him since he was a kid. He is a fantastic player that has made another big step physical wise. ‘He has a nice right foot, is good at set-pieces and a nice shooter. He is a smart player and I like him.’

 

[portslade seagull]

Gone for two

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Hope he’s practised the Gross Turn Dummy as Shirley an opposition team have studied this trademark?


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[Dick Head]

Fair point

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That's stupid.


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[Winker]

Listening to the commentary of the Burnley game, Warren highlighted his first turn on about 55 minutes . This will go global!

 

[Goldstone1976]

2..

 

[Barry Izbak]

Cruyff Turn won at York yesterday at 25/1

 

[lefty]

three

 

[Uh_huh_him]

I’m a massive fan of the Gross turn. I was thinking about this the other day.
Opposition analysts must tell their players how to muscle Maupay out the game or which foot to get Dunk on or when to press Bissouma. Then they get to Gross and tell their players he is going to turn you and there is NOTHING you can do about it.

Seeing as even our own fans (including me) regularly leave him out of predicted first 11, it's possible the opposition forget about him too.
Incredible how under the radar he is, considering his record.

 

[Stat Brother]

Seeing as even our own fans (including me) regularly leave him out of predicted first 11, it's possible the opposition forget about him too.
Incredible how under the radar he is, considering his record.

I genuinely don't know how anyone can do that.

We go to football to be entertained.
I've been to enough games where the only entertainment has been a Groß turn.
Only a maniac would answer this by clicking on zero.

Don't even get me started on those who wanted to ship him out, 12 months ago.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

I genuinely don't know how anyone can do that.

We go to football to be entertained.
I've been to enough games where the only entertainment has been a Groß turn.
Only a maniac would answer this by clicking on zero.

Don't even get me started on those who wanted to ship him out, 12 months ago.

I can only speak for myself, but in my case it is a genuine blindspot.
It's almost as if he's so much of a given, that I forget to add him in.

 

[Eric the meek]

I've voted 1. There is only so much pleasure a fan can withstand in one game.

 

[Eric the meek]

A Gross turn is like making love

Of course he is going to do it slowly so we get time to appreciate it

He can't be a very good lover if he does it slowly, surely?

My German wife sets me a Geschwindigkeitbescrankung (speed limit), below which I must not go.

 

[Pevenseagull]

2 mins 24 seconds

That's 1 (and a decent cross)

 

[zefarelly]

Turn or no turn, he is the Deliveroomeister.

 

[zefarelly]

Turn!

 

[severnside gull]

2 in 17

 

[maltaseagull]

I'm out. Voted 2 and he's done them already.