The GENIUS of Cheryl Cole

[Easy 10]

With her forthcoming album "Messy Little Raindrops" due to hit the shops on November 1st, here's a sneak preview of some of the lyrics from 'Happy Tears' - which gives a heartbreaking insight into the breakup of her marriage to philandering soccerist blingmeister Ashley...

I cried when I heard you were cheatin'

I cried when I said I was leavin'

I cut off my hair and painted my toes

I sold all the diamonds and burnt all your clothes

I cried when I slashed all your tyres

I cried when your suit hit the fire...

Powerful stuff.
And get THIS, from the official X-Factor magazine:

"The single after 'Promise This' will be an enormo-ballard called The Flood, a massive, strong laden, Christmassy tear-jerker about wreckage, drowning and natural disaster love. Be prepared to shed a tear or three, as Cheryl sadly croons, "You can't hold onto water" "

We're SO fortunate to live in this golden ago of pop. Enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

"enormo-ballad" - Love it.

 

[Easy 10]

"Natural disaster love" - whats that, a shag in an earthquake ?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

you can hold on to water.....you put it in a glass

 

[8ace]

The GENIUS of Cheryl Kerl

Cheryl Kerl (CherylKerl) on Twitter

 

[Trufflehound]

...as Cheryl sadly croons, "You can't hold onto water"



Rubbish. Has this women never heard of a BUCKET?





Edit: damn you Granny...!

 

[Common as Mook]

"Natural disaster love" - whats that, a shag in an earthquake ?

 

[Tooting Gull]

You have to admit, it's like Dylan Thomas, Ernest Hemingway and Oscar Wilde all rolled into one. Insight like that doesn't come along every day. She's like a chavvy Suzanne Vega, a pop poetess.

 

[adrian29uk]

With her forthcoming album "Messy Little Raindrops" due to hit the shops on November 1st, here's a sneak preview of some of the lyrics from 'Happy Tears' - which gives a heartbreaking insight into the breakup of her marriage to philandering soccerist blingmeister Ashley...

I cried when I heard you were cheatin'

I cried when I said I was leavin'

I cut off my hair and painted my toes

I sold all the diamonds and burnt all your clothes

I cried when I slashed all your tyres

I cried when your suit hit the fire...

Powerful stuff.
And get THIS, from the official X-Factor magazine:



We're SO fortunate to live in this golden ago of pop. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Your not wrong there. The xfactor magazine is available in all good newsagents, if anyone is interested.

 

[Jahooli]

Cheryl sadly croons, "You can't hold onto water".

The next Tena Lady advert tune?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

So yet another album full of "songs" written by other people sung by some northern racist using autotune.

Great must get my order in now.

 

[Don Quixote]

Where are you the great songwriters of this country?! Simon Cowell has ruined the music industry in this great nation.

 

[Norman Potting]

We're SO fortunate to live in this golden ago of pop. Enjoy it while it lasts.[/QUOTE]

It is not in the same league as "Empire State of Mind" by Alicia Keys.

"....These streets will make you feel brand new, big lights will inspire you"

Anyone on this board ever been inspired by a big light? I thought not.

I would start a thread on songs with cack lyrics but there are just too many modern ones to recall!

 

[severnside gull]

"genious" and "Cheryl Cole" in the same sentence.

And some people said irony was dead

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Not really one for her music, but to be fair, I'd happily cover her face in 'Messy Little Raindrops'.

 

[footychick]

Isn't she singing about chickens and wings (the french bits) in The Promise?

 

[Brian Fantana]

Not really one for her music, but to be fair, I'd happily cover her face in 'Messy Little Raindrops'.

This.

 

[TonyW]

"Natural disaster love" - whats that, a shag in an earthquake ?

 

[The Large One]

Too cerebral.

Too deep.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

She truely is a modern day Princess Di.