THE Cricket (Notts v Sussex, Losers v Losers)

[Chicken Run]

He's a tactical genious is Adams, nottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
get that poison'd dwarfe off now

 

[hans kraay fan club]

All joking aside, I think Lancs are going to win their game. And I don't think we're going to win ours.

I'm shitting it, and not just because I have a slightly dodgy tummy today.

Okay Bozza, here's the plan;

You put on a nice blonde wig, and I'll meet you at the Rose Bowl. You go and sit near the Hants balcony and start winking suggestively at Shane Warne. Ten minutes later when he's got you bent over in the changing room, I'll rush in and take some incriminating photos.

Then we blackmail Warney into declaring the moment their 6th wicket goes down, thus denying Lancs 2 bowling points, and handing the title to Sussex.

If Warne turns us down, we sell the photos to the News of the World, and use the cash to bribe the umpires.

What do you think?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

MUSH!!!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Well bowled Mushy, 90th wicket for him now!

:mushy2:

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

:mushy2:

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Hampshite have lost another wicket!

 

[CHAPPERS]

MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH

 

[Skint Gull]

Without having to read back through 25 pages can comebody please confirm for me that having already got maximum batting points, should Sussex take 6 wickets within 130 overs and draw the game that we will win the title by virtue of matches won?

 

[Gazwag]

anybody got commentary back again yet, some of us have jobs you know

Edit: hooray just back again, lazy sods cant they commentate without breaks

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Without having to read back through 25 pages can comebody please confirm for me that having already got maximum batting points, should Sussex take 6 wickets within 130 overs and draw the game that we will win the title by virtue of matches won?

No. If Lancs took 22 points they would win by 2.

 

[Gazwag]

Without having to read back through 25 pages can comebody please confirm for me that having already got maximum batting points, should Sussex take 6 wickets within 130 overs and draw the game that we will win the title by virtue of matches won?

no we have to win the game if Lancs win theirs

 

[CHAPPERS]

Without having to read back through 25 pages can comebody please confirm for me that having already got maximum batting points, should Sussex take 6 wickets within 130 overs and draw the game that we will win the title by virtue of matches won?

Nope. If Lancashire can get 9 wickets in the 130 overs in their game we would have to win. They can still beat us if we draw with maximum bonus points and they win with maximum bonus points.

 

[Timbo]

Without having to read back through 25 pages can comebody please confirm for me that having already got maximum batting points, should Sussex take 6 wickets within 130 overs and draw the game that we will win the title by virtue of matches won?

No. Lancs look like getting twenty two points in which case we have to win as well.

 

[Bozza]

Without having to read back through 25 pages can comebody please confirm for me that having already got maximum batting points, should Sussex take 6 wickets within 130 overs and draw the game that we will win the title by virtue of matches won?

I'll add to the 'no'. Which is why I'm shitting it.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Mushy goes for a LBW, Patel doesn't pay a shot. Not Out! Grame Swann can you please f*** off!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Before this match - Sussex have played 4,394 overs this season in the Championship. Lancashire haveplayed 4,196.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Before this match - Sussex have played 4,394 overs this season in the Championship. Lancashire haveplayed 4,196.

Thank you BoF for that tit-bit of info - I shall sleep easier knowing that.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Okay Bozza, here's the plan;

You put on a nice blonde wig, and I'll meet you at the Rose Bowl. You go and sit near the Hants balcony and start winking suggestively at Shane Warne. Ten minutes later when he's got you bent over in the changing room, I'll rush in and take some incriminating photos.

Then we blackmail Warney into declaring the moment their 6th wicket goes down, thus denying Lancs 2 bowling points, and handing the title to Sussex.

If Warne turns us down, we sell the photos to the News of the World, and use the cash to bribe the umpires.

What do you think?



Bozza doesn't seem to be up for it, so anyone else prepared to don the wig for the cause?