The big signing will be................

[Lady Whistledown]

I have no idea where Santa Claus is at this precise moment in time. But apparently he IS coming to town.

Best Christmas record ever ?

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I've got to say: it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. And is a wearer of comfortable shoes the same as one who prefers the Wilton to the Stilton?



This is an Inland Taipan, by the way, the world's most venomous snake. I thought I should post a photograph, in case you ever come across one.

 

[1066familyman]

Age doesn't apply to females wearing comfortable shoes

You're quite right. I hadn't thought of that

 

[1066familyman]

This is an Inland Taipan, by the way, the world's most venomous snake. I thought I should post a photograph, in case you ever come across one.

Bloody good job you did ! Who knows what could have happened otherwise. Thanks for that

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

St Petersburg, shortly to move on to Finland.

Odd how he goes to all these countries that don't have a Santa Claus, or don't celebrate on 25th December.

One of the problems converting from the Julian to Gregorian calendar for Finland in 1753 was that Wednesday Feb 17th was followed by Thursday Mar 1st.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

One of the problems converting from the Julian to Gregorian calendar for Finland in 1753 was that Wednesday Feb 17th was followed by Thursday Mar 1st.

I can see why that would be a problem.

Name one important person in history who has ever been called Julian?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

In this week's Sad But Odd News, a man has died after being found inside an oven at a canoe factory in Runcorn.

Hands up if you even knew canoe factories even HAD ovens?

BBC News - Cheshire man dies in Pyranha Mouldings factory oven

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I can see why that would be a problem.

Name one important person in history who has ever been called Julian?

Julian Assange ?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

In this week's Sad But Odd News, a man has died after being found inside an oven at a canoe factory in Runcorn.

Hands up if you even knew canoe factories even HAD ovens?

BBC News - Cheshire man dies in Pyranha Mouldings factory oven

No mention from the Ambulance service on whether or not he was overdone.

 

[1066familyman]

In other sad but odd news. I'm now absolutely petrified of having a migraine in case I go down with a case of this. I'd hate to lose my English identity having worked so hard all my life to perfect it. And, more importantly, if I did lose it, literally overnight, WWDT ?

BBC News - Coping with Foreign Accent Syndrome

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

In other sad but odd news. I'm now absolutely petrified of having a migraine in case I go down with a case of this. I'd hate to lose my English identity having worked so hard all my life to perfect it. And, more importantly, if I did lose it, literally overnight, WWDT ?

BBC News - Coping with Foreign Accent Syndrome

A similar thing has happened to R M Taylor , he used to talk like me but now sounds like a Yorkie.

 

[1066familyman]

A similar thing has happened to R M Taylor , he used to talk like me but now sounds like a Yorkie.

You haven't barred him from driving trucks though have you ?

 

[porkypie]

Has jimbo posted today?

 

[1066familyman]

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I don't know what's funnier, the video or this classic from the comment list :

"Yeah, I went to sleep and woke up with big toe syndrome... My big toe is bigger than the rest of my toes. Get a grip woman"

 

[1066familyman]

Has jimbo posted today?

Who ?

 

[severnside gull]

Peter Purves










with a name like that, enough said

 

[porkypie]

Who ?

You know jimbo, the one with all the contacts!

 

[severnside gull]

GRFC


greenhouse roof fetishists' club?

gobby rectal fluid consumer?

ghastly recidivist from cheadle**?




**with no apology to Matt and Mark aka Davesviews - employed at a club near you.....and you......and you

 

[severnside gull]

Rectal fluid resuscitation or proctoclysis is the technique of introducng fluids to the body anally....................... in truth I have heard it called other things

 

[seagull_special]

In this week's Sad But Odd News, a man has died after being found inside an oven at a canoe factory in Runcorn.

Hands up if you even knew canoe factories even HAD ovens?

BBC News - Cheshire man dies in Pyranha Mouldings factory oven

I hope they defrosted him first

 

[glasfryn]

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I don't know what's funnier, the video or this classic from the comment list :

"Yeah, I went to sleep and woke up with big toe syndrome... My big toe is bigger than the rest of my toes. Get a grip woman"

rubbery