The best line in a song ever!

[coach03]

'You've got the Universe reclining in your hair........"
T. Rex, Jeepster

 

[dwayne]

I was walking in the park, in the noon
When I saw her, she was beautiful
Like a flower in the summer, what a bummer
I wish I could talk to her, I got my nerve up
And then I started to walk to her
I said, "hello", she said, "hi"
I said, "You're so beautiful, won't you be mine?"
She was beautiful, she was beautiful
She was beautiful, oh she was beautiful
Now we're in my house, I took the pants off the wench
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....The fuckin' bitch had syphilis, I cracked her in the face with a wrench
Now she's on the floor, like a dirty whore, reaching for the door
I bashed her in the face some more, you fuckin' ****
I'll teach you to disease people
She laughed at me and said, "Yo, their ain't no skeez equal, to me"
Fantasia taught me everything, I'm a pro
I told her, "You won't blow no more"
She tried to get live, I tied her up, I put eight condoms on my dick
Attach razors to it, and slide right up and rip the crabs out the crack
Lubricate my cock with strychnine, just in case gonorrhea attacks
This bitch giggled as I snuffed her
She said, "You can find me everywhere, my name is STD, I'll be your lover"
I went to Rome and got some Roman armor and some blacksmiths
Gave 'em rubber and make something elastic
A metal condom for my cock, now STD is beaten for now but she'll be back up
Just a little fuckin' warning, for all you fuckin' sluts
That try to be fuckin' look beautiful, but deep down
You got a fuckin' stinkbox, a nasty stinkbox
Don't do it, don't do it
If you look beautiful, be beautiful everywhere
Don't be dirty under there
Cause this is two-thirds of the schizo, and shit could get evil like the bea

 

[Bad Ash]

Stella
Stella
Oh stella

Stella I love you, Stella I love you, Stella I love you

- Interpol

You know, I think I've mis-interpreted these lyrics

 

[NMH]

Oh shit I wish I'd known before now,
oh shit you were such a fuckin' cow


Buzzcocks, poignant and lyrically complex, yet ultimately fulfilling.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

"Hey barman, some mistake surely, I'm paying for a beer, not paying for a brewery!"............McDonalds ad

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Wearing boots and short haircuts,
we will kick you in the guts



Slaughter and the dogs

 

[Meade's Ball]

For me its:

I wield my firey sword,
I vent my spleen to the lord,
But he looks abstract and bored.
Too much milk and honey.


Pavement.

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

I believe in this
It's been tested by research
he who fucks nuns
Will later join the church

Joe Strummer RIP

 

[Cadman]

By Tommy Cooper

"Don't jump of the roof Dad
You'll make an hole in the yard
Mother just planted Petunias
The weeding and seeding was hard

If you must end it all Dad
Please won't you give us a break
Just take a walk to the park Dad
and there you can jump in the Lake"

QUALITY STUFF

 

[Italiaseagull]

Aaaah. Simon and Garfunkel. Pure genius Dave (from one Dave to another).

Too many to put into one thread

Simon & Garfunkal are quality.

This is easily the best song they ever wrote.

I am just a poor boy
Though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my resistance
For a pocketful of mumbles
Such are promises

All lies and jests
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest

When I left my home and my family
I was no more than a boy
In the company of strangers
In the quiet of the railway station
Running scared

Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters
Where the ragged people go
Looking for the places only they would know

Lie la lie...

Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job
But I get no offers
Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue

I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome
I took some comfort there
Lie la lie...

Then I'm laying out my winter clothes
And wishing I was gone
Going home
Where the New York City winters aren't bleeding me,
Leading me, going home.

In the clearing stands a boxer
And a fighter by his trade
And he carries the reminders
Of every glove that laid him down
Or cut him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"I am leaving, I am leaving"
But the fighter still remains

Lie la lie...

 

[ripper]

big bottoms, big bottoms
talk about mud flaps
my girls got 'em

Spinal Tap for comedy value

 

[Wozza]

Don't say you're easy on me - you're about as easy as a nuclear war.

and, of course...

Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight.

 

[Purple Haze Dave]

Bitches they come they go,
Saturday through Sunday Monday,
Monday through Sunday yo,
Maybe ill love you one day,
maybe ill love will grow,
till then just sit your drunk ass on that f***ing runway ho.

Eminem, Superman.

 

[Beach Hut]

Ashes to Ashes
Funk to Funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie

Class

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

ohhh, PHD you've reminded me of one-

"what you trying to be my new wife??
What you Mariah??"

also from eminems superman

 

[wadhurstseagull]

How can you lie there and think of England
When you don't even know who's in the team