The best line in a song ever!

[Wilts]

...or Abide With Me

"I fear no foe, with Thee at hand to bless
Ills have no weight and tears no bitterness
Where is death's sting, where, grave, that victory
I triumph still if Thou abide with me"

Don't matter if its got any religious slant, the words to this and the singing of it at an FA Cup Final is like no other. You lot should know, you've been to one more cup final than we have (and a replay).

 

[Wilts]

On a less serious note:

Witch Doctor.

Uhh ehh uh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
Uhh ehh uh ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang

 

[Benny Seagull]

"don't count yer' chickens cos' they're never gonna' hatch
you can catch a monkey with a shotgun and a sack"

stone roses

 

[Brixton Seagull 2]

Sister killed her baby cuz she could afford 2 feed it
And we're sending people 2 the moon
In September my cousin tried reefer 4 the very first time
Now he's doing horse, it's June

 

[sully]

Everyone's going to be free
But they'll have to agree to be free
They'll have to agree to be less free than me
'Cos I rule the world you see

So wait for the army of kiddy - winkies
And terrible tiny tots
In armoured school buses
Firing poison pea - shooters
And sinking their milk teeth into your thighs
Delapsus resurgam! when I fall I shall rise!


I Wanna Rule The World - 10cc
There's more - much more. The bestest ever lyrics to a song that I know. And to think my wife used to think the words were "I wanna be a bus"!!

 

[JEM]

"Girl, would I lie to you?........ Just to get in your pants?" - Whitesnake

"When she's on her knees, the point is so high, I keep saying please, keep it out of my eye, she's a conehead" - Frank Zappa

"That's why, I say - I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute" - Frank Zappa


The whole of 'The End' by The Doors

 

[alan partridge]

'straight outta compton, is a brother who will smother your mother, and make your sister think i love her'

the delightful easy-e

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

"Man, I just mind my own business so WHY DON'T YOU KISS MY ASS!"

'What Do You Do?' by Saigon Kick. Comedy metal at it's best, except I don't think they were joking.

 

[Benny Seagull]

"AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!!"

 

[Braders]

"on the underground are the freaks and clown who look at the world through a silver cloud"

 

[The Large One]

"Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude..." That's Entertainment - The Jam.

"The devil came and took me, from bar to street to bookie, no more nights by the telly, no more nights nappies smelling..." Up The Junction - Squeeze.

 

[REDLAND]

NOFX - My Vagina

"My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips"

 

[Vinyl Richie]

i'll put my seed in her bush for life
its gonna make it cos im pushing it right
and if mary dropped a baby girl tonight
i would name her rock and roll

best one in this thread so far!!!! Roots are back

 

[Tom Bombadil]

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if Dick finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

How soon is now the smiths

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
well, when exactly do you mean?
see I've already waited too long
and all my hope is gone

 

[Vinyl Richie]

"I'm f***ing, i'm like, no way really, ya know what I mean
I can take it or leave it, believe, and then Calvins like oi"

listen up its the streets




You need to hold it down Jack, put your phone back
Quit staring into space and eat your snack, thats that

 

[Marc]

Another NOFX:

i didn't care you fd my sister
but please stop stickin it into my mom
my mom, my mom, please stop fg my mom

 

[Barnet Seagull]

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a nimbus above the Serengeti."

mental.

 

[fatbadger]

Only Nick Cave would open an album, let alone a song, with:

'Well, I don't believe in an interventionist God'

('Into My Arms', on the album 'The Boatman's Call')

 

[crasher]

I guess I'm going to have tell em
that I aint' got no cerebellum