The Bar Is Open

[Beach Hut]

OK as it's my Birthday the bar is open, I am having a bottle of Kronenbourg.

Any orders ?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I am feeling a bit full, so please may I have a Havana Club Rum and Coke. Not in the mood for beer tonight. Can I also buy you a chaser of Sambucca?

 

[Race]

Double vodka and diet coke please, oh and lots of ice, Ta x

 

[Beeercan]

A fine pint of Harveys please mate,

Cheers

 

[Ernest]

A breezer for me and a glass of rat poison for you but knowing you this is probably a GAY bar so i'm off

 

[Cian]

Erdinger... what do you mean you don't serve it here? The offie next door run by this pub has it....

(horribly common occurance in Dublin)

 

[Beach Hut]

A breezer for me and a glass of rat poison for you but knowing you this is probably a GAY bar so i'm off

Ting-tong - are you the only gay in the village ?

 

[Beeercan]

Ting-tong - are you the only gay in the village ?

Ting-Tong, why couldn't he find a TRIED & TESTED ENGLISH MAIL ORDER BRIDE!!!

 

[Ernest]

Ting-tong - are you the only gay in the village ?

I'm not drinking in a poofs parlour with you

 

[Beach Hut]

I am feeling a bit full, so please may I have a Havana Club Rum and Coke. Not in the mood for beer tonight. Can I also buy you a chaser of Sambucca?

Why thank you

 

[Beach Hut]

Double vodka and diet coke please, oh and lots of ice, Ta x

There you go - cheers

 

[Bakesy]

Pints of Smithwicks please...............at 10 minute intervals..........

 

[Beach Hut]

A fine pint of Harveys please mate,

Cheers

Just changing the barrel

 

[Ernest]

There you go - cheers

What an old bum bandit you are

 

[Beach Hut]

Pints of Smithwicks please...............at 10 minute intervals..........

Coming right up, I need a barmaid - where's Ernest

 

[Race]

There you go - cheers

Ta very muchly! Cheers!

Seeing as I'm feelin generous I'll shout you a bag of pork scratchins........just a small bag though!

 

[Beach Hut]

What an old bum bandit you are

Err no abuse at the bar please or I'll have you throuwn out by the bouncers.

 

[Simster]

Just a bottle today barman. I feel a bit of a HANDBAG.

 

[Bakesy]

Come on.........the service here is aweful........

 

[Ernest]

Err no abuse at the bar please or I'll have you throuwn out by the bouncers.

I hate pubs that have effeminate mincers like you as barmen