Tattoo

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

OK, in case anybody under the age of five hasn't heard it...

Went on me honeymoon to Jamaica. Got caught in the bogs next to a local lad. Couldn't help glancing sideways. Couldn't help noticing he had 'Wendy' tattoooed on the side of his cock. With overproof rum taken, I couldn't help but pipe up 'Good man! I've got MY missus name tattoooed on me cock also. So here's to Wendy and Sue'. Lad looked a tad puzzled then... 'Nah, man, let me explain'. And yup, several seconds later, it did indeed say 'Welcome To Jamaica, Have A Nice Day'

 

[blue'n'white]

Horrible bloody things
I think they look tacky as hell - but each to their own. No point in me getting one anyway - arms are far too hairy

 

[Benny Seagull]

here's one of me hands

that's the biggest piece of shit i've ever seen. if you think that looks good something is seriously wrong with you.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The one on my forearm goes down to my wrist and it f***ing CANES when they go over the tendons there, be warned! Especially the outline bit.

 

[bn3gunner]

Bn3 gunner..you should get a clean trophy cabinet tattoed on ur chest, coz the trophy cabinet at ashburton aint been touch in 3 years so...

you should get a big arse on your chest because you are bottom - not that anyone would ever notice it with you being in our shadow,or maybe get 61 never again in black and white

 

[User removed 4]

Two? Gordon and Brown? One on each arm

no herr and tubthumper, cant believe the coincidence that 26 years later and here we are on a football forum , who would have thought it ?

 

[User removed 4]

Or do you have 'Flash Gordon' on one arm and 'Saviour of the Universe' on the other?

no its on my cock, its HMS after a ship i once sailed in , but sometimes it says hammersmith !