Swindon till I die.

[On the Left Wing]

Let's stop off in Swindon on the way to Cardiff and show him a real good time

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I'm being 100% serious now, do all of you people actually like the "Y.M.C.A." song?

Does your uncle
Does your uncle
Does your uncle tuck you in
Just think cyclops while your dad's giving you a re-bore we'll be in Cardiff.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

I'm so sorry to "dissapoint" you 71 (that's my little name for you) but we find that laughing about our lifestyle choices is the only way we can cope. If only I hadn't been born in Shoreham I might have stood a chance. Now i'm cursed with tight t-shirts, female fag hags, a flat in Kemp Town and fisting club every tuesday.

If only i'd been born in Chippenham!

 

[The Clarkemeister]

I'm so sorry to "dissapoint" you 71 (that's my little name for you) but we find that laughing about our lifestyle choices is the only way we can cope. If only I hadn't been born in Shoreham I might have stood a chance. Now i'm cursed with tight t-shirts, female fag hags, a flat in Kemp Town and fisting club every tuesday.

If only i'd been born in Chippenham!

You wouldn't like Chippenham - they only have fisting club once a month at the Memorial Hall!

 

[Incredigull]

Have a nice day on Sunday !!

 

[Raphael Meade]

reminds me of alan partridge a lot.

'lady boys? i don't LIKE them.. just find them interesting...'

 

[Seagull's Return]

Poor little STFC71, he's got that "denial" thing bad, hasn't he? Mind you, I bet he swallows...