Sven CARES

[El Presidente]

Can anyone tell me please what EXACTLY Martin Keown is doing in the background?

"Second word, first syllable, sounds like 'T'"

 

[Dandyman]

 

[sydney]

sven is a mystery to most football fans, the decidedly average results he has produced with the WEALTH of talent available , his mind jangling substitutions and a f***ing 3-1 sxxxxxxx from australia(even if it was a fuckin friendly),top that little lot off with a seemingly absolute lack of any tactical progress and i think you can safely say he ain't the best man for the job.........IMHO

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

After careful and considered thought weighing up the facts and hearing from all interested parties in the matter the court of Spielberg has decided

HE IS A FECKING USELESS TWAT

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

......apart from scouring the TV pages to see if there are any repeats of Doctor Who on UKGold to see if you will get a royalty cheque this month.

Really? For what!!

 

[Easy 10]

Really? For what!!

I look like someone in Dr Who apparently (can't remember who now though, but its not Davros). Someone'll post a piccy.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The Master

 

[Gritt23]

What a shame this thread went all serious and saw all the old Sven arguments resurface AGAIN.

Last time I looked at this it was humourous. All brown shoes and caption competition.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Let's get it all silly again.

Anyone got any good horse porn they can post up? Kinks?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Sorry only whale porn.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

If it's of the London Whale it'd be necro-beastiality porn

 

[Gritt23]

I look like someone in Dr Who apparently (can't remember who now though, but its not Davros). Someone'll post a piccy.

I dunno about anyone from Dr Who, but until you grew the goatee you WERE Tony from Dinnerladies

 

[Easy 10]

I dunno about anyone from Dr Who, but until you grew the goatee you WERE Tony from Dinnerladies

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean. I don't watch it.

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[Gritt23]

I'm sure I have no idea what you mean. I don't watch it.

Check out UK Gold. He is YOU!

 

[Easy 10]

Check out UK Gold. He is YOU!

If I get time.
Speaking of which, are you going to get the February SPL round this afty ?

 

[Easy 10]

Uncanny

 

[CHAPPERS]

Uncanny

If he wore a fat suit, he'd look like you.

 

[Easy 10]

If he wore a fat suit, he'd look like you.

If he wore a gimp suit with "FREE ENTRY" sewn across the arse, he'd look like you.

 

[FamilyGuy]

"I care passionately about this job, and I want everyone to know that"
SGE, 24/1/06

...Case well and truly rested!!!!

sack the Swede