Supermarket Pull

[Eddie the Seagull]

I went to Sainsbury's earlier & was blocked in an aisle by a cage of milk & the backside of a lady getting stuff from the bottom shelf.

I said; "sorry, excuse me...."

She stood up & said; "sorry, my big backside is in your way" I laughed & replied; "well it looked fine from where I was standing...."

Instead of me getting a slap, she chuckled & went a bit red.

When I was queuing to pay the same girl came up to me & asked if i'd like to go for a coffee? I thought it'd be rude not to - nothing to do with the fact she was fit, of course.....

Woo-Hoo! (Neg stylee). :dance:

Even though we exchanged numbers she had a 5/6 year old kid with her, so....

 

[Buzzer]

I went to Sainsbury's earlier & was blocked in an aisle by a cage of milk & the backside of a lady getting stuff from the bottom shelf.

I said; "sorry, excuse me...."

She stood up & said; "sorry, my big backside is in your way" I laughed & replied; "well it looked fine from where I was standing...."

Instead of me getting a slap, she chuckled & went a bit red.

When I was queuing to pay the same girl came up to me & asked if i'd like to go for a coffee? I thought it'd be rude not to - nothing to do with the fact she was fit, of course.....

Woo-Hoo! (Neg stylee). :dance:

Even though we exchanged numbers she had a 5/6 year old kid with her, so....

get in there, sir

 

[rool]

I went to Sainsbury's earlier & was blocked in an aisle by a cage of milk & the backside of a lady getting stuff from the bottom shelf.

I said; "sorry, excuse me...."

She stood up & said; "sorry, my big backside is in your way" I laughed & replied; "well it looked fine from where I was standing...."

Instead of me getting a slap, she chuckled & went a bit red.

When I was queuing to pay the same girl came up to me & asked if i'd like to go for a coffee? I thought it'd be rude not to - nothing to do with the fact she was fit, of course.....

Woo-Hoo! (Neg stylee). :dance:

Even though we exchanged numbers she had a 5/6 year old kid with her, so....

Watch it, she'll have you down the aisle before you know it

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Re: Re: Supermarket Pull

Watch it, she'll have you down the aisle before you know it

But at least she'll let him up her aisle

 

[Man of Harveys]

Even though we exchanged numbers she had a 5/6 year old kid with her, so....

...run a f***ing mile?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Careful. Sounds like she might be off her trolley.

 

[Titanic]

Did you checkout her goods before saying yes ?

 

[Normal Rob]

there is the chance that she may be very nice - go for it!

 

[Clothes Peg]

Those dating programmes are always recommending supermarkets and DIY stores for pulling. Looks like there's some truth behind their theory.

 

[Icy Gull]

BOM Chicka wowwa

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

there is the chance that she may be very nice - go for it!

there's also the chance she might be desperate and filthy - go for it!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

BOM Chicka wowwa

I hate that f***ing advert

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

there's also the chance she might be desperate and filthy - go for it!

 

[Billy the Fish]

Good work

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Did you checkout her goods before saying yes ?

I checked out a couple of things.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

there is the chance that she may be very nice - go for it!

She seemed OK - bright & chirpy - Not a pikey, a croydon, a chav or an ASBO. Just err........nice.

(But i've been 'done' by a couple bunny-boiling manic depessives in the past - look the wrong way in the street & then it's goodbye gonads )

 

[wehatepalace]

I think you should get her to join NSC before you go any further !!! Thats the way to date now isn't it

 

[dougdeep]

Happens to me all the time, it's a nuisance being gorgeous.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

She stood up & said; "sorry, my big backside is in your way" I laughed & replied; "well it looked fine from where I was standing...."

Well done. and all that, but you haven't actually told us wether her arse was big or not?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

'kin hell, pulling at the shops and gettin a number

they even MISS MY NUMBER OUT on the delicatessen counter these days