Supermarket Pull

[Biscuit]

You might wanna check her shelf life mate if she has a kid n all..

 

[dougdeep]

Sounds like a buy one, get one free offer.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Good work, make sure you check her sell by date first.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Re: Re: Supermarket Pull

Well done. and all that, but you haven't actually told us wether her arse was big or not?

Erm, no it wasn't. I didn't get a tape measure out & she didn't ask me if her arse looked big in her jeans!

 

[Lush]

there's also the chance she might be desperate and filthy - go for it!

Or desperate for someone to support her and her kids and therefore prepared to be as filthy as it takes.

:cynical:

 

[Bluejuice]

Or desperate for someone to support her and her kids and therefore prepared to be as filthy as it takes.

:cynical:

So?

Punish her backdoors raw whilst hinting you could be the man to end her financial woe, and then ditch her when you've had enough or as soon as she starts getting heavy about funds (whichever is first)

Surely?

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

You might as well have a bit ...........every little helps.

(Oh, sorry, errr, wrong supermarket)

 

[Lankyseagull]

You might as well have a bit ...........every little helps.

(Oh, sorry, errr, wrong supermarket)

Isn't it "Try something new today" ?

Fairly apt really......

 

[Biscuit]

"Roll that back...

Bitch"

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

if she is over 30 she is likely to either:

1. Be a lesbian
2. Have baggage, ie kids
3. Have a few failed relationships
4. Be a bunny boiler

or

5. Be one of those hard fecking career bitches who think all men are utter tossers

2 is a fine option, no problem at all.

If you are expecting a virginal person who has a great personality and no kids or relationship baggage over 30 you will be lonely for a long time

Single Mums are fine.

Go for it.

 

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

What's the location of the Supermarket?
Sounds like a scene from a Robin Askwith 70's porn film.
HAMPSHIRE DAVE

 

[ditchy]

Did she have a Tesco clubcard

 

[BensGrandad]

Did she have a Tesco clubcard

Not worth a lot if she was in Sainsbury's.

 

[ditchy]

Perhaps she has got air miles and they can join the mile high club !

 

[BensGrandad]

Is that why you flew to HK.

 

[ditchy]

i wish !! it was more to do with the pile of dosh being offered .. can retire earlier then and come home to watch my beloved BHA

 

[BensGrandad]

Or perhaps buy the club

 

[ditchy]

Dick wont let me

 

[Gully]

Uncle Spielberg sums up my experience of the dating game over the past couple of years, I would add another category...she has such high expectations of a man that you can't understand why she ever agreed to go on a date in the first place as clearly you are incapable of meeting them.