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Seagull on the wing

New member
Sep 22, 2010
7,458
Hailsham
Brighton Station and he turned up at the EXCELSIOR Hotel an hour and a half later and he went. "Some man offered to bop me on the nose".
 










nomoremithras4me

Active member
Apr 7, 2011
2,348
Great care is needed when using 230v power tools and, where possible, a RCD should be used.

Mesmorizing :)
 




Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
You know sonny, when I was a kiddy I was always in bed at this time of the evening
 




SK1NT

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2003
8,760
Thames Ditton
4 is greater than 3. Check out the following variables and what they evaluate to:
 






Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
12,875
Brighton
la mirada aparea esto es Brighton son cuatro libras y ochenta peniques(centavos) sueltan ahora o consiguen el infierno sangriento de aquí no soy un compañero de caridad :annoyed:

Can I just have a half please? And can I pay using my cheque book?
 










Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,145
Location Location
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'SANDY', he screamed, 'SANDY!'
 


bhafc99

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2003
7,333
Dubai
"Well, frot me," said Siggy, and he peeked out of his bag.

(Can't we use page 94 - see my signature?!)
 








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