Stalkers...

[bhaexpress]

Hampden's got the right idea. Just set about him with a cricket bat. Get psycho on his ass. She doesn't want the police involved in case they make her look stupid and she's probably right. So put the c@nt in hospital and you'll probably get a good shag off her too!

You do that and you'll be the one in court and not the stalker.

 

[magoo]

You do that and you'll be the one in court and not the stalker.

first offence, slap on the wrist.

 

[Wardy]

Call the Police and let them deal with it.

 

[Lokki 7]

Call the Police and let them deal with it.

Was that meant to be funny?

 

[e77]

Throw him in front of the 17:32 from London Bridge.

Don't, I know people who use that train.

 

[itszamora]

How many times has he done it? Just the once?

A few times now, last night was the most serious though - strange too because it seemed they'd sorted it all out a few days ago. Myself and some other mutual mates (I did actually used to like the guy and know him pretty well) have tried talking to him but with no success.

I think if anything else happens then we'll definitely get the police involved, but aside from the matter of the window he's damaged I think she's willing to leave it if this is the end of it.

As for shagging her, I wouldn't say no but I've a feeling she would!

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Use this lot. Set up by a lady who was stalked and actually managed, after many years, to get something done about it.

http://secure.nss.org.uk/

 

[bhaexpress]

first offence, slap on the wrist.

Not for GBH.

 

[Easy 10]

As for shagging her, I wouldn't say no but I've a feeling she would!

Look, he's probably convinced himself that you ARE f***ing her, so if you're going to get a kicking, you might as well drill her anyway. At least the beating you're due won't be completely pointless then.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Look, he's probably convinced himself that you ARE f***ing her, so if you're going to get a kicking, you might as well drill her anyway. At least the beating you're due won't be completely pointless then.

WORD

f*** her. NOW.

 

[itszamora]

"Come here, some people on the internet say I have to f*** you, now. It's for your own good..."

 

[Dave the OAP]

However i prefer the method of taking him to some waste ground, pouring petrol over him and then explaining that he is being somewhat annoying whilst taking long drags on your cigarette.

can you remind me on Friday down the Market Porter not to cross you...ever!!!!

 

[Parson Henry]

Throw him in front of the 17:32 from London Bridge.

On the weekend only!!

 

[Highfields Seagull]

"Come here, some people on the internet say I have to f*** you, now. It's for your own good..."

Let us know if it works.

 

[Parson Henry]

As for shagging her, I wouldn't say no but I've a feeling she would!

What do you reckon your chances are if she reads this then?

She would say no or she 'would'?

 

[itszamora]

Cheers, I shall. I'm supposed to be going out with another girl on Friday though, so will have to act quick

 

[itszamora]

What do you reckon your chances are if she reads this then?

She would say no or she 'would'?

She would say no, especially if she reads this! Thankfully, that is highly unlikely.

 

[Lokki 7]

can you remind me on Friday down the Market Porter not to cross you...ever!!!!

Don't worry Dave I don't have any enemies. Well, none that are still alive anyway.

 

[itszamora]

Don't worry Dave I don't have any enemies. Well, none that are still alive anyway.

Hmm, if this carries on for much longer I may have a 'job' for you. How quickly can you be in Exeter?

 

[SK1NT]

f*** her and take pics and then post them on here.



is she fit?