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Songs which are now unacceptable at the AMEX?



portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
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There's an excellent piece by our Paul Hayward in the telegraph today about fan's misbehaviours this season and how clubs and the authorities should address. The essence of the article is enough is enough. Anyway, it got me thinking in light of the fan being banned for starting a song at the Amex recently in the north stand, what songs are regularly sung at the AMEX which could and should be banned in this context i.e it encourages a hateful and poisonous atmosphere? At the very least, you could end up in BIG trouble. Here's a few in this respect

Stand-Up, if you hate Palace: obviously inciting illegal activity
Hark now hear, and Brighton sing: encourages fighting
Build a Bonfire: inciting assassination/harm to 2 individuals
Go left, go left....: massive use of a swear word penultimate line / threat to life in the last line
Your dirty Northern ba*****: swear word
Sign on, Sign on: discriminating against the disadvantaged
The ref's a *******: foul and abusive
Wash your mouth out son, shoot the Palace....: abusive and again, a threat to life being chanted here
Sheepshaggers: heard it a hundred times down the years but re: Bellamy case, this is now deemed racist
1 nil to the Nancy Boys: homophobic
You're too ugly to be gay: homophobic

Any others? But for the sake of clarity, the club ought to be very specific in a programme about the exact songs that have been sung in the past which are now deemed unacceptable so everyone's clear in my opinion. Or more fans are going to be ejected / end up with criminal records to their surprise, however witless these songs may be. Once we've got a list together, maybe post to Insider?
 




smeariestbat

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May 5, 2012
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stand up for the albion

just remembered some steward based ones:

get a proper job, get a proper job - could be accused of being derogatory
you fat b*stard - swearing
he's f*cking innocent- swearing

i'd fly over selhurst tomorrow, and shit on the palace below
 
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Buckley's Mad Eye

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Oct 27, 2012
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You're going home in a Sussex ambulance/like Sandy Richardson.
You're gonna get your f****** heads kicked in.

Both songs are a delight, but in today's "PC" society would be frowned upon. Its a sad day.
 


smeariestbat

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der der der der f*cking useless
 




Sussex Nomad

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Aug 26, 2010
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EP
Gus Poyet My Lord

Quite clearly he isn't and disrespects religion.
 


rocker959

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Jan 22, 2011
2,802
Plovdiv Bulgaria
We come from Brighton Town so get your knickers down - sexist

As far as I am concerned the PC brigade can do one !!!
 






smeariestbat

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May 5, 2012
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get into 'em,f*ck 'em up
 




Buckley's Mad Eye

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Oct 27, 2012
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stand up for the albion

just remembered some steward based ones:

get a proper job, get a proper job - could be accused of being derogatory
you fat b*stard - swearing
he's f*cking innocent- swearing

i'd fly over selhurst tomorrow, and shit on the palace below
That can be rendered polite by substituting bottom for arse, pooh for shit and blighters for bastards.
 




smeariestbat

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May 5, 2012
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we're the north stand/ south stand etc - encourages standing and sectarinism
 




portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
17,609
stand up for the albion

just remembered some steward based ones:

get a proper job, get a proper job - could be accused of being derogatory
you fat b*stard - swearing
he's f*cking innocent- swearing

i'd fly over selhurst tomorrow, and shit on the palace below

Good call, especially the last one. In all seriousness, I think there's a no-fly zone in operation (Croydon Aerodrome) so again, yes, it's encouraging illegal activity re: flying over selhurst.
 




Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
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May 8, 2007
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Toronto
Gus Poyet's blue and white army - clearly encouraging violence and war
 


somerset

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Jul 14, 2003
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Yatton, North Somerset
Knees up Brighton town...... impossible to do whilst sitting in padded seats.
 










smeariestbat

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May 5, 2012
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right. so we're basically left with: seagulls, seagulls?
 


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