Songs which are now unacceptable at the AMEX?

[Sussex Nomad]

I think the above you goon.
Get a sense of humour

If it's as side splittingly hilarious as your humour, I'll pass thanks.

 

[raymondbriggs]

WALKING down old Shoreham Road to see THE Brighton Aces

Supported Brighton for long have you

Been supporting Brighton since the days of Archie McCaulie(sorry spelling police) and the only thing he got wrong is,it should be "to see Pat Sawards Aces"

We never "walked down Old Shoreham road" he got it right.

 

[seagullwedgee]

You burnt down your town, you burnt down your town - disrespectful of the pyromaniac minority.

You should have burned more, you stupid bastards - disrespectful of those whose parents were not married when they were conceived.

Al Bion, Al Bion - likely to ostracise Al's younger brother Trev. We should balance it up with a few verse of "Trev-Bi-On, Trev Bi-On".

Go left, go left - politically divisive. Many Brighton fans may be right wing, or liberal in their political views.

 

[Questions]

'we'll stand when we want, we are the north stand, we'll stand when we want'

That's it ........ Exclude some of our disabled supporters.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Been supporting Brighton since the days of Archie McCaulie(sorry spelling police) and the only thing he got wrong is,it should be "to see Pat Sawards Aces"

We never "walked down Old Shoreham road" he got it right.

Used to be Mullery's Aces for me, best to leave these keyboard warriors to their own devices (and song versions).

 

[The Birdman]

We hate softly softly and z cars 2 Harry Roberts we love you. . That would get a truncheon over your head.
One23 hard one to remember the words or numbers

 

[The Original]

You look in the dustbin for something to eat, you find a dead rat and you think it's a treat....
In your Northern Slums...... In your Northern Slums.....

 

[pasty]

right. so we're basically left with: seagulls, seagulls?

Sorry. That discriminates against the blind because they can't.

 

[Working class pride]

"You're too ugly to be gay" - clear discrimination against ugly people who are gay.

 

[Woodchip]

Away in a manger may upset some religious cults.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

"We've got a big Pole in our goal" - Calls Kooshack a big person, which could make him feel insecure about himself.

"Hark now hear, the Brighton sing, tha Palace run away" - Offensive to those Palace fans who are elderly, disabled or cant actually run.

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

just remembered some steward based ones:

He wore, he wore, he wore a yellow jacket.

If you've all got a real job, clap your hands.

 

[Lower West Stander]

We should also stop the pre game tv highlights. Clearly discriminatory to show the likes of Zamora, Ward, Case, Storer, Reinelt etc scoring goals against other teams. This is clearly discriminatory against them and their supporters. Shouldn't, we be showing a goal by each of the 92 teams? Wouldn't this be fairer?

 

[cloud]

Build a bonfire .. put Bellotti on the top .. put Bill Archer in the middle .. and then burn the f** lot

Encourages pyromania and arson