Some people really don't have enough to worry about

[Safeway]

I wish my life was so good that this was the only thing I got wound up about.

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?threadid=53537

 

[Happy Seagull]

People dying all over the world, but oh f*** i don't have a fork for my pie

 

[The Large One]

How bizarre he only chooses NSC to complain to the club about forks. Why not email the club, or phone? Or write? Or supply his own bloody forks.

Or is my irony-meter switched off?

 

[maffew]

rather have a roof than a fork, didnt realise anyone ate pies with forks anyway

 

[bhaexpress]

Well, he could always bring his own spoon but that would cause a stir.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

it seems that most of his posts are made on the Ask the Club board

 

[Bwian]

rather have a roof than a fork, didnt realise anyone ate pies with forks anyway

He'll want a frigging lap tray and tablecloth next.

 

[Trufflehound]

For fork's sake...

 

[perth seagull]

Talk about being petty.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Moan moan moan

Who gives a flying shit about coffee stirrers? You could wake up dead tomorrow, there's more important things in life to worry about.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Moan moan moan

Who gives a flying shit about coffee stirrers? You could wake up dead tomorrow, there's more important things in life to worry about.

Yeah since I've been on this stupid diet I'm my old chap has lost some girth.

 

[Pavilionaire]

All the lad wants is a fork. Why have you lot got the knives out for him?

 

[bhaexpress]

Bit of a carve up that's true.

 

[Gazwag]

You could wake up dead tomorrow,

Cool

 

[Pavilionaire]

Close your legs Demi, or you could be in the next Hairy Potter movie!

 

[Easy 10]

Yeah since I've been on this stupid diet I'm my old chap has lost some girth.

Am I alone in being completely confused by this post ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Any real man eats the pies with his fingers anyway. Obviously johnwells is some kind of woolly woofter.

:safeway2:

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Why doesnt he fork off.

 

[Trufflehound]

Why doesnt he fork off.

Perhaps he can't be forked.

 

[sully]

Any real man eats the pies with his fingers anyway. Obviously johnwells is some kind of woolly woofter.

:safeway2:

Unfair. He's been a supporter for many years, and perhaps is now getting a little old to be eating hot food with his fingers.


Actually, I wish I'd had a fork for my balti pie at Rotherham, as I ended up with VERY burnt fingers when it all fell apart.