So...

[GoldWithFalmer]

2 nil and you f***ed it up...

You tread careful now-who you playing next week?

 

[Buzzer]

Maybe you players don't like playing at the AMEX?

'You players'? Are you renting that keyboard by the letter?

 

[Seagull on the wing]

This from the SE London boys who before the season were saying we will struggle in this league.They get a win by an own goal against a team who have problems with players...we still not have lost a game...we are still above you in points and goal difference...get used to it!

 

[Silent Bob]

2 nil and you f***ed it up...

Correct.

Any other games that occurred today you feel the need to describe?

 

[peterward]

Maybe you players don't like playing at the AMEX?

No player likes playing at Selhurst, its a complete shithole, in a shit suburb, surrounded by a measly 12k shitty fans with a couple of tambourines and a St Pauli song book.

And I thought you had to go to Disneyland Paris to see Mickey Mouse

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

As my Palace supporting mate who was at their game today said - they had one shot on target and spent the rest of the time defending like crazy. I KNOW our brand of football will win out over the course of a season.

82 forgive me but i had to edit your post for accuracy

 

[serial thriller]

'You players'? Are you renting that keyboard by the letter?

Wow, you got me on a typo. I bet you feel really proud of yourself. See, it's this sort of banter which I just can't compete with...

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Serial Dickhead maybe

 

[serial thriller]

No player likes playing at Selhurst, its a complete shithole, in a shit suburb, surrounded by a measly 12k shitty fans with a couple of tambourines and a St Pauli song book.

And I thought you had to go to Disneyland Paris to see Mickey Mouse

Well, apart from the eleven boys in red and blue if our home form's anything to go by. It's also quite funny you having a go at us singing a St Pauli song. 'Sussex by the SEA the SEA the SEA!' Gets me every time, that one.

 

[SE25]

That Kevin Phillips is a bit special, ain't he.

 

[Buzzer]

Wow, you got me on a typo. I bet you feel really proud of yourself. See, it's this sort of banter which I just can't compete with...

Well, you know how it is. I could have shoved my head up my arse and pulled out some golden prose about the mighty injured eagle gobbling up seagulls but I didn't want to sound like a complete wanker.

 

[serial thriller]

Well, you know how it is. I could have shoved my head up my arse and pulled out some golden prose about the mighty injured eagle gobbling up seagulls but I didn't want to sound like a complete wanker.

Personally, I thought that was Virgilian levels of diction. I mean, I didn't just come on and call you gay, I used an extended simile for Christ's sake. What more do you want, a f***ing poem?

 

[clarkey]

That Kevin Phillips is a bit special, ain't he.

Yep. Smashing finish for the second. If it wasnt for his 90th minute equaliser would have been 4 wins out of 4. Not a bad start to the season though eh?

 

[Gotsmanov]

I have to say, i've never even bothered to look at a Palace forum / website. I really haven't. Anyway, bless their little souls for coming on here.

 

[Eastleigh Northstander]

What a Cock!

 

[Silent Bob]

That Kevin Phillips is a bit special, ain't he.

Yes, a very good player even at 38. His second was a lovely finish.

 

[serial thriller]

I have to say, i've never even bothered to look at a Palace forum / website. I really haven't. Anyway, bless their little souls for coming on here.

Wow, you must be one of a small minority of fans who haven't bombarded the HOL and BBS with your smugness. I only came on here to get away from it all.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I have to say, i've never even bothered to look at a Palace forum / website. I really haven't. Anyway, bless their little souls for coming on here.

1 of 100 things to do before you die then,does one no harm to venture over to the Dark side every once in a while,makes the clean, fresh pastures of this forum seem most pleasant after a visit there.

 

[Gotsmanov]

Wow, you must be one of a small minority of fans who haven't bombarded the HOL and BBS with your smugness. I only came on here to get away from it all.

So if I do go on your website(s) (link please?) will my PC catch venereal disease? Will I be made to shop at Asda forever more? Will I have to live in a caravan and claim state benefits? If I go to Selhurst, will I be gainfully employable ever again? Just a few thoughts.

 

[Silent Bob]

Wow, you must be one of a small minority of fans who haven't bombarded the HOL and BBS with your smugness. I only came on here to get away from it all.

Have you ever thought that if you have a problem with Brighton fans who, for whatever perverse reason, choose to go on Palace forums, you should take it up with them?