So WHO have Chelski signed

[CHAPPERS]

World Exclusive at 5pm.

It's got to be Robinho or Kaka innit?

I bloody hope it's Kaka so when United win the Premiership again it'll be a waste of 78 mill.

 

[barney]

probably that cvnt drogba just signing a new contract or something equally as boring

 

[bhafc99]

Or some sponsorship/corporate tie-in.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Let me guess: this is on SkySports?

The undisputed kings of transfer hype.

Let's just say I won't be glued to my TV (even if I gave a shit about Chelsea).

 

[Crezhell]

they wouldnt have been able to keep a signing quiet, with their little excitement it would have come out by now....im guessing its some other matter.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Let me guess: this is on SkySports?

The undisputed kings of transfer hype.

Let's just say I won't be glued to my TV (even if I gave a shit about Chelsea).

Chelsea TV have the exclusive.

 

[bellsize seagull]

what a load of boring shite !

 

[Uncle Buck]

It is about Lampard signing his new contract.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I Can't f***ing Wait Until 5pm, Tell Me Know!

 

[Munkfish]

I Can't f***ing Wait Until 5pm, Tell Me Know!

is it not NOW?

 

[Trigger]

Scolari has quit.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I predict no signing, so if it is Lampard and a new deal that is bordering on fraudulent as a 'big announcement'.

Either that, or Chelsea revise the date when they will actually be breaking even back to 2078.

 

[CHAPPERS]

is it not NOW?

Shut it!

NOW!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I have sex with stuffed toys.

 

[Les Biehn]

Eddie Newton has come out of retirement.

 

[Easy 10]

They'd better not have signed Murray

 

[Juan Albion]

I thought Kaka was about to sign for 78 million? That would probably get a news conference.

 

[house your seagull]

Eddie Newton has come out of retirement.

he's the number 2 at milton keynes (i don't mean poo by the way)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Dean Wilkins is going to be Scolari's right hand man and tactical advisor.

 

[7:18]

Lampard and Drogba staying on, likely