So what weapon did you take to work today?

[Badger]

I decided to arm myself with some frozen broccoli, I gave PEAS A CHANCE but it just didn't work out.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

I was going to take in some medicne for our Donkeys - some Neh Balm - it helps sooth their chapped lips

 

[Trufflehound]

I took my everyday weapon of choice, my trusty pork sword and backed it up with my personal body guard who packs a pair of these:

I'd call those a weapon of mass distraction.

 

[The Large One]

I checked the staff canteen menu for tomorrow... and will bring in a couple of cheese sandwiches... in case the pheasants are revolting.

I check the staff canteen menu for tomorrow - it was a War of Nutrition.

 

[Lush]

I'm taking Uncle Buck, Easy 10 and The Large One.

It's the Axis of Weeble.

 

[tedebear]

I had to work in our disgusting Crawly office again today. All the way up this morning I was wondering what I had done in my life to deserve such a sad and miserable lump of 70's stinking concrete as my 9-5 abode.....

Sadly I had no weapon with me except those produced by my own body...at 1pm I decided I had been there long enough an longed to return to boring Goring so I dropped the only weapon I knew how and left...

I hope the smell of last nights lamb roast with garlic mash got up their noses ALL afternoon... ha!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I had to work in our disgusting Crawly office again today. All the way up this morning I was wondering what I had done in my life to deserve such a sad and miserable lump of 70's stinking concrete as my 9-5 abode.....

Sadly I had no weapon with me except those produced by my own body...at 1pm I decided I had been there long enough an longed to return to boring Goring so I dropped the only weapon I knew how and left...

I hope the smell of last nights lamb roast with garlic mash got up their noses ALL afternoon... ha!

A weapon of gas destruction.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I literally batter enemies to death with my portable 25 gallon deep-fat frier. I have an unmeltable model puppy in there that they think they have to dive in to save.

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

For my own protection and well-being in the workplace I've packed a razor in my bag for tomorrow.

A Weapon of Tache destruction

 

[acrossthepond]

I've brought my racing pigeons in with me this morning.

I'm planning on a military COO.

 

[acrossthepond]

I'm all tooled up today - I've brought Nigel Adkins to work with me....

 

[NMH]

I'd call those a weapon of mass distraction.

....or booby traps

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Taking a few porn movies in today... it may cause an uprising.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

PS: My mate took in a copy of the song 'Suicide is painless' to play to the workforce... a weapon of M*A*S*H destruction.