So what weapon did you take to work today?

[Farehamseagull]

Classic NSC thread by the way!

 

[8ace]

Me, I just dug out my Super Soaker circa 1995 and blasted all of the ladies in my office in white blouses at chest height

Do you work at Sky Sports?

 

[Guy Fawkes]

I was going to take in a Molotov cocktail in to work but i got thirsty on the way in and drank it

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

A joke written on a piece of paper.....I'd tell you what it says, but it's so funny I'd probably die of laughter reading it

 

[Paskman]

I was going to take Chris Holroyd until I realised that even when he does shoot he never hits the target, so I took my Swiss Army knife instead, it has got a weapon for every occasion.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Today I shall mostly be taking a big trawler net in... a weapon of bass destruction.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

And the winner is....

Today I shall mostly be taking a big trawler net in... a weapon of bass destruction.

 

[Mackenzie]

My chainsaw.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Today I shall be taking in a Squeegee - a weapon of mist destruction.

 

[Mental Lental]

An M41A Pulse Rifle. With over and under pump action grenade launcher.

Feel the weight.

 

[TonyBloomsPokerFace]

A northern lawnmower. A weapon of grass destruction.

 

[Titanic]

As it's St David's Day... I am armed with a freshly laid haddock.

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

I brought Richard Keys and Andy Gray, weapons of lass destruction.

 

[Easy 10]

I've brought a lonely, unhinged American student with a chip on his shoulder and an itchy trigger finger - a weapon of class destruction.

 

[Simster]

I've brought my racing pigeons in with me this morning.

I'm planning on a military COO.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I'm a dyslexic dictator with an unclear capability.

 

[Badger]

I've brought in a bag of oranges so I can try and start a SEVILLE war

 

[Titanic]

I checked the staff canteen menu for tomorrow... and will bring in a couple of cheese sandwiches... in case the pheasants are revolting.

 

[Danny-Boy]

I was going to take Chris Holroyd until I realised that even when he does shoot he never hits the target, so I took my Swiss Army knife instead, it has got a weapon for every occasion.

This and my gimlet eyes...

 

[Titanic]

and just to be doubly safe, I will also be 'armed' with my trusty copy of "The Times Books of Modern Manners" by John Morgan, in the vain hope that if it does come to blows, at least it will be a CIVIL WAR.