So what weapon did you take to work today?

[Pavilionaire]

In sympathy with the much-maligned Ashley Cole I decided to bring in a meat cleaver from our kitchen. I showed the postman, it should mean we get our post a bit earlier this week.

 

[Simster]

For shits and giggles, I've brought in a HAND GRENADE.

I've just blown away meeting room 303, which was a right chuckle. :winner:

 

[Was not Was]

Only my sharp tongue

 

[Badger]

I brought in a SNIPER RIFLE, my office overlooks North Street so I've had a great time aiming the laser sight at shopper's chests

 

[TS90]

My brother. He's been called worse though.

 

[Tooting Gull]

A blowpipe and curare-tipped darts. Ideal for messing around with work experience students.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

A dog with bee's in its mouth, so when it barks it fires bee's at you.

 

[JJ McClure]

I brought my car in and ran down a bunch of cyclists.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I thought I'd bring in my pocket trebuchet - not had cause to use it yet, but we're woefully short of apprentices here.

 

[narly101]

A small thermo-nuclear device. I've placed it under my bosses seat cushion, as a joke. Bit like a whoopee cushion, but slightly louder

 

[thejackal]

my cerebrum

 

[Westdene Seagull]

I've dragged in my guillotine - now when I tell my team "heads will roll", they know I f***ing mean it !

 

[8ace]

I've bought in a Stanley knife, we got someone to tell the work experience kid to come over and see me and ask to "speak to Stanley", whereupon I slashed him across the face

 

[daveinprague]

Weapons grade marijuana.

 

[alan partridge]

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'm bringing in a Machete, I will show the customers not to mess with me.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

A homemade bomb in my rucksack, was going to use it on the underground, even shouted 'Ashley is great, praise be to Cole', but it fizzled out, going to fix it and try it out on the office now, just for a laugh.

 

[Biscuit]

I couldn't make work today.


I awaiting the delivery of my Panzer tank.

 

[Norman Potting]

A homemade bomb in my rucksack, was going to use it on the underground, even shouted 'Ashley is great, praise be to Cole', but it fizzled out, going to fix it and try it out on the office now, just for a laugh.

O.K. I know I shouldn't but I find this thread hilarious. Trebuchet indeed.

Ashley Cole, what a prat!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

If I'm not seen again the Secret Service will have picked me up and taken me to Whitley 'Guantanamo' Bay as a form of severe punishment.