Simon Jordan- Biggest Hypocrite ever?

[brightn'ove]

If Jordan can still highlight his hair then so can I!

I'm going back to the 80's!

Who's coming?

It must be a requirement for Palace chairmen to look like a member of Wham.

 

[Bladders]

It must be a requirement for Palace chairmen to look like a member of Wham.

Parish is the Andrew Ridgley of Football ownership.

 

[amexee]

When the camera panned out, Jordan was sitting there rocking backwards and forwards.

 

[TottonSeagull]

He is coming over as a very bitter cynical cock. 10-1 that big Niall lamps him!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

He looks terrible!!! Thin, pasty, gaunt - classic symptoms of a Bolivian cold, no?

I met Tango in the Grosvenor a few years back. I was at a black tie do and was VERY drunk...Jordan was huddled at the bar with a mysterious south American looking dude.

Me: "hello Simon..how's the tan coming along?"

Him: "very funny mate, now f*** off eh"

Me: "seeeaaagullls"

Him: "you f***ing bum boys turn up everywhere."

Me: "when I was just a little boy, I asked my mother " what shall I be?"

Him : just f***ing do one mate..seriously

I was then asked to leave.

 

[Worthingite]

I met Tango in the Grosvenor a few years back. I was at a black tie do and was VERY drunk...Jordan was huddled at the bar with a mysterious south American looking dude.

Me: "hello Simon..how's the tan coming along?"

Him: "very funny mate, now f*** off eh"

Me: "seeeaaagullls"

Him: "you f***ing bum boys turn up everywhere."

Me: "when I was just a little boy, I asked my mother " what shall I be?"

Him : just f***ing do one mate..seriously

I was then asked to leave.

I'd love to say how immature and tragic you were that night.......but we all know we'd probably do the same thing, given the opportunity!!!

 

[Gazwag]

Ha, Andy Burton - well said

 

[beefypigeon]

Ha, Andy Burton - well said

Very much this!

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I met Tango in the Grosvenor a few years back. I was at a black tie do and was VERY drunk...Jordan was huddled at the bar with a mysterious south American looking dude.

Me: "hello Simon..how's the tan coming along?"

Him: "very funny mate, now f*** off eh"

Me: "seeeaaagullls"

Him: "you f***ing bum boys turn up everywhere."

Me: "when I was just a little boy, I asked my mother " what shall I be?"

Him : just f***ing do one mate..seriously

I was then asked to leave.

First finding out you have had sexual relations with a young hot Debbie Harry now this............... f*** Gus...... your my hero

 

[Doc Lynam]

I think he's a breath of fresh air.

 

[TottonSeagull]

Think Andy Burton has f***ed Jordan right off, looked a bit tense in the studio after his piss take of the golden knob!

 

[Change at Barnham]

Since Burton had a go at Jordan 10 mins ago there has been no camera shots of the studio guests. Has he f***ed off back to his tanovan?

 

[amexee]

Think Andy Burton has f***ed Jordan right off, looked a bit tense in the studio after his piss take of the golden knob!

missed it, what did he say?

 

[Grovesyg]

Think Andy Burton has f***ed Jordan right off, looked a bit tense in the studio after his piss take of the golden knob!

That was unreal! such a tense atmosphere when they cut back to the studio! Jim was trying not to laugh

 

[Frutos]

Ha, Andy Burton - well said

What did he say?

 

[Weststander]

I think he's a breath of fresh air.

I know what you mean. A clown amongst football folk.

 

[TottonSeagull]

missed it, what did he say?

He said, is Jordan really having a pop at an owner for speaking out......really?

No sign of him since!

 

[Change at Barnham]

missed it, what did he say?

Andy Burton, "So is Simon Jordan having a pop at a club owner for speaking out? Simon? Really? Okay. Funny things happen on transfer deadline day!"

 

[Beach Hut]

Jordan is a CAUC - end of

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Since Burton had a go at Jordan 10 mins ago there has been no camera shots of the studio guests. Has he f***ed off back to his tanovan?

Hopefully, twat of the highest order