Should Fatpeople Be Allowed Season Tickets

[fatbadger]

what about fat badgers?

Even at our biggest we only reach about 30" in length and roughly 12 kilos, so we are no threat to anyone's seat.

 

[bhaexpress]

Wasn't it rather obvious that it was a joke from the off ? byf just likes playing devils advocate in a non FG manner.

 

[byf]

Thtas not to say all my threads are jokes and im always trying to wind every1 up,But i thought the title of the thread wuld kind of say JOKE ALERT!

 

[alan partridge]

you don't like it when i take the piss out of you though bofsters!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Im not so sure,I mean i sit next to a fat bloke+i pay the same price as he does,But he gets his seat and half mine,Justice i think not and he's always eating and spilling food on me.

Weve got a disabled section,Why not build a fat section

Reckon they should be turfed out or made to run round the track a few times,so all can watch.

 

[alan partridge]

Re: Re: Should Fatpeople Be Allowed Season Tickets

Reckon they should be turfed out or made to run round the track a few times,so all can watch.

THAT, is a brilliant idea. i'll have a tenner on lane 3

 

[alan partridge]

f*** me. can you imagine how good that would be? you could have 3 races at half time. 8 fatties a go, money goes to the 40 note fund...

much better than the dogs too. thats over in seconds, this would take ages. imagine how into you would get if you had a fiver on lane 4, in the pink and green striped shorts, sweating his way round the track. lovely stuff!

 

[berkshire seagull]

I like trap 6 and can you imagine the bunch up at the 1st bend QUALITY or what.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

But they would all charge off to the burger van half way round. Personally I feel we should encourage them to come along, and then pack them to a Weight Watchers class. Either that or shoot the lot of them

Quality thread by the way

 

[alan partridge]

But they would all charge off to the burger van half way round. Personally I feel we should encourage them to come along, and then pack them to a Weight Watchers class. Either that or shoot the lot of them

Quality thread by the way

just replace the hare with a nice big bun. sorted

 

[glosterseagull]

How about a section for gobby muppets who commentate their way through a game 'Pass it wide son pass it wide.... oh you dozy prick, useless I'd have played the square ball.....get back onside Knight no-one's going to pass to you there' Nothing more annoying than a loser sitting next to you for a season who turns up on his own and talks to himself. Put them all together and they might realise what a pain in the arse they are.

Especially when it's father and son and the son is just as bad as the Dad! "you dont want to do thaaat you wanna do thiiiis"

Also ....

what about if you're thin and have a season ticket and start to get a bit chubby will you have to be weighed each time you apply for one? Cos I do loves my drippers! (local cake made with 100% fat!)

 

[H block]

What about if you bought your season ticket in the fat section and then went on a diet.what would happen then.Imagine the administrative problems in changing your ticket to another part of the ground.And what if you were borderline and just in the ``Thin`` section and then you had a few pints and a pie before the game.When you stood on the scales going in thru the turnstiles the buzzer would go off and you would be pounced on by a couple of burly stewards and a few coppers and bundled off to a ``Putting on weight.. holding pen``.

 

[SeagullSimon]

Re: Re: Should Fatpeople Be Allowed Season Tickets

Are you some sort of deranged prick ?

We all support the albion, large or small, so let it be.
DOES IT MATTER WHAT SIZE, SHAPE, COLOUR WE ARE ? THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE WEAR THE BRIGHTON STRIPES WITH PRIDE.

People like u can be really offensive, TOSSERS LIKE U SHOULD BE KICKED OUT OF THE GROUND.

take a chill pill man!

 

[rool]

I had to sit between two oversized people last season so I only had about 2/3 of a seat to myself. I found that I had to sit forward in my seat to be comfortable otherwise I was just squeezed between them both. It was warm in the winter but a bit whiffy in the summer though as we all know they stink a bit don't they?

I say stick them in the aerobics studio at the sports centre and they can watch the match whilst on the tread mill.

 

[Yorkie]

Surely the question is not so much overweight as whether your backside fits in the seat.

Perhaps there should be a steward with a tape measure by the turnstiles measuring each posterior.

 

[byf]

Still go with:

We make the fat ones run round the track,while we watch the game+ you get 5 eggs or tomatoes for a £1 when you walk in to throw at them as they run round.

Not sure they would pay £470 for this?

 

[Lush]

Maybe people who cannot fit their arse onto a seat should be considered disabled and lined up on sofas under the police box.

 

[Northstander]

I know a bird who is so fat, her school photo was an ariel shot, AND when she walks backwards she beeps!

 

[berkshire seagull]

Can't the fat ones be on the hill to do the rolly polly for half time entertainment.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Hasn't anybody noticed that it is always the fattest person who whinges at the players to get a move on as if they can move their lard arses as quickly.