bristolseagull
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A month for me, i get really depressed without sex.
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- Thread starter Les Biehn
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About you married-with-kids chaps - it's nature's way ..........
For years we rail and moan against getting woken early be the horrible alarm-clock, having to get up, shave and dress, go out in the cold dark morning and make the journey to 8-or-so hours of suffering. The clock ticks, but time drags so slow it's almost going backwards, as you imagine all the things you'd rather be doing.
Then you get married. She's all smiles and luvvy dovey, extatic at her big moment.
The honeymoon is peace and relaxation, sex and starry nights of passion and romance.
Then she pumps out a couple of demanding, screaming and whinging miniatures and fattens up, citing the kids as the reason she stopped combing her hair, smelling and looking good, and exercising. She also moans about the tribulations of shopping and how the neighbours etc and the woman down the street yada yada and the bills blah blah, and the kids spill stuff and ruin new clothes and destroyed your expensive coach and smashed that nice designer vase and need new shoes
and and and.
You are eventually not as handsome, rich and wonderful personality as Derek Johnson she liked in school but turned down, you read the paper at the wrong time and why do you have to always have that last beer down the pub, and why do you have to snore?
The alarm goes, the day is beginning - you are up, it's still dark and you are off to work. YES!
Get me out of this place, I am going to WORK :yahoo:
For years we rail and moan against getting woken early be the horrible alarm-clock, having to get up, shave and dress, go out in the cold dark morning and make the journey to 8-or-so hours of suffering. The clock ticks, but time drags so slow it's almost going backwards, as you imagine all the things you'd rather be doing.
Then you get married. She's all smiles and luvvy dovey, extatic at her big moment.
The honeymoon is peace and relaxation, sex and starry nights of passion and romance.
Then she pumps out a couple of demanding, screaming and whinging miniatures and fattens up, citing the kids as the reason she stopped combing her hair, smelling and looking good, and exercising. She also moans about the tribulations of shopping and how the neighbours etc and the woman down the street yada yada and the bills blah blah, and the kids spill stuff and ruin new clothes and destroyed your expensive coach and smashed that nice designer vase and need new shoes
and and and.You are eventually not as handsome, rich and wonderful personality as Derek Johnson she liked in school but turned down, you read the paper at the wrong time and why do you have to always have that last beer down the pub, and why do you have to snore?
The alarm goes, the day is beginning - you are up, it's still dark and you are off to work. YES!
Get me out of this place, I am going to WORK :yahoo:
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
The longest ive gone is 4 months, and if it didnt end there i was starting to wonder if the 5 years locked up was worth it! 
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
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Longest I went was 6 months when my marriage broke up between splitting up and pulling some strumpet for a one night stand.
Tony Meolas Loan Spell said:
Tony Meolas Lean Spell.
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
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hans kraay fan club said:
Very very good!!!
That is bordering on genius my friend!
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Tony Meolas Loan Spell said:Very very good!!!
I thank thee.
SULLY COULDNT SHOOT
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My wife got pregnant August 2005... had the baby April 2006 after a variety of false starts (marriþed with kids will know what I mean) the dam broke last week. YIPPEEEEEE!
Then she told me we should have been more careful and it was the WORST day to not be careful......
Then she told me we should have been more careful and it was the WORST day to not be careful......
Rusco
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DC Rules said:
Couldn't have been much of an affair if he only wanted it once every couple of weeks
Uncle Spielberg
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Emily's Mum
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Marriage number two lasted 13 years, 10 of which were unhappy, so you lot who haven't had itfor 3 months - think yourselves lucky
However, moved in with current partner in December & it's got more intermitent since then. Mind you, Mr Apples is into Brownie Points overdraft already, so he's only got himself to blame
However, moved in with current partner in December & it's got more intermitent since then. Mind you, Mr Apples is into Brownie Points overdraft already, so he's only got himself to blame