Sex Less

[hans kraay fan club]

yeah thanks for quoting so i cant come back and edit it out

Just say the word. You might need to talk to Les and Springal too though!

 

[Les Biehn]

you're nearer to her than i am right now


she's all yours


(only joking xxx)

But Thomas my dear I will simply be keeping her warm for you. My cock is very small so she won't come back to you in disrepair and will probably grateful for you magnificent love.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

unless you were on penis enlargement pills that day, i can assure you that you DON'T have a small penis carlos

 

[Les Biehn]

unless you were on penis enlargement pills that day, i can assure you that you DON'T have a small penis carlos

I took 23 because I wanted it to be spesh.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

thats ok, i took 30

i am also a brother of the short sword

 

[Les Biehn]

thats ok, i took 30

i am also a brother of the short sword

That is a f***ing lie. You have a slong Thomas, it almost broke my back.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

like i said, THIRTY pills

 

[Les Biehn]

like i said, THIRTY pills

They were placebos.

 

[Questions]

Currently on SEVEN months... Can't remember many longer spells I've had, times are hard!

Are you :

1) Devoutly religious

2) Hideously deformed

3) A Crystal Palace fan

4) 80 years of age


you must be at least one of them to have gone that long.

AJ you may tick box 2 and 3.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

about 16 months the longest. currently i have gone without for 4 days

 

[Starry]

I'm sure you know what you're doing Paddy, but if that were my missus, posting it here would have just added 2 months to your sentence.

He's not particularly bright, my husband.

How embarrassing.

 

[NMH]

He's not particularly bright, my husband.

How embarrassing.

He oughta wave the marriage contract at you woman. Time you did some obedient duty, got out the kneepads and salivate.

If you can't do that for your man, then a shag would do, as second best.


See lads, THIS is why marriage doesn't work for men, and must have been a wimmin's invention. A contract that says you has to stay with one biffer even after she goes wrinkly... AND decides she ain't putting out??


I'd be shagging ALL your mates for that little stunt Starry, if I was Paddy. (I might be shagging them if I wasn't Paddy, come to think of it)

 

[cjd]

He's not particularly bright, my husband.

How embarrassing.

Good to see you both on here, today of all days, still able to join in a bit of banter.

The title thread should have said.."just for single guys". I think most of us married guys are thinking "3 months.....is that all..? "

Luckily have a few children myself.....I,m so far back in the queue now, I just stand quietly in the corner of the room, and occaisonally wave to my wife.

 

[Scotty Mac]

since monday - but im not counting that one so since november

 

[Frutos]

since monday - but im not counting that one so since november

Why does Monday's experience not count

You didn't even bother to call in the morning

 

[Scotty Mac]

Why does Monday's experience not count

as it ended with me being locked in a cupboard for around 10 minutes, despite the fact im claustrophobic

 

[Goodfella]

I once went 3 days, bloody 'orrible.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I'm currently 9 days short of 9 months!

Counter will be reset very shortly though!

 

[Starry]

Good to see you both on here, today of all days, still able to join in a bit of banter.

The title thread should have said.."just for single guys". I think most of us married guys are thinking "3 months.....is that all..? "

Luckily have a few children myself.....I,m so far back in the queue now, I just stand quietly in the corner of the room, and occaisonally wave to my wife.

It was a rough day, but what can you do. The world doesn't stop even though we'd love it to.

Paddy is right there with you in the corner. He's lucky he's that close!

 

[Da Man Clay]

5 months is the longest I think ive lasted.