Sex Less

[Les Biehn]

What is the longest anyone has gone without sex (17 years doesn't count aids)? Currently in a barren spell of 3 months and am beginning to think it may never happen.

 

[Bluejuice]

I think about 14 months. It was shit

 

[Trufflehound]

Does your right hand count?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Anybody linking Peter Canning to this thread will be severely discplined!

 

[Les Biehn]

Went 22 months at Uni once but this seems to be worse.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Perhaps it's time to pay for it if you are that desperate

 

[magoo]

how the hell can you go 22 months without a shag at uni? that's all they do there isn't it?

 

[Trufflehound]

Shags were ten a penny at university. It was the cormorants that were harder to come by...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have some good DVD's I could lend you Les, I am glad to say I don't need them at the moment

 

[Les Biehn]

how the hell can you go 22 months without a shag at uni? that's all they do there isn't it?

Not really sure. I kind of used to have some weird principles, if I don't want to be in a relationship with a girl I wouldn't shag her. So I pulled a fair bit but was generally contented to get pissed, do my work and chillax with my marras.

 

[robbied69]

When I moved into my own place I thought it would become my shag pad. In 5 months I had 1 shag. Boy was I peeved.

 

[Trigger]

Currently on SEVEN months... Can't remember many longer spells I've had, times are hard!

 

[Starry]

she had the baby in august and hasnt let me near her since.

five months that is.

she brings the baby in our bed to keep me away from her i think.

paddy

 

[hans kraay fan club]

she had the baby in august and hasnt let me near her since.

five months that is.

she brings the baby in our bed to keep me away from her i think.

paddy

I'm sure you know what you're doing Paddy, but if that were my missus, posting it here would have just added 2 months to your sentence.

 

[Les Biehn]

she had the baby in august and hasnt let me near her since.

five months that is.

she brings the baby in our bed to keep me away from her i think.

paddy

Thats harsh. I'd sex you up Paddy.

 

[Springal]

she had the baby in august and hasnt let me near her since.

five months that is.

she brings the baby in our bed to keep me away from her i think.

paddy

maybe she can lend you one of her mates then

 

[Starry]

yeah thanks for quoting so i cant come back and edit it out

she'll be right. i will dock her housekeeping if she keeps her legs crossed much longer.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a couple of months is the worse i've had since my first BONK

 

[Les Biehn]

a couple of months is the worse i've had since my first BONK

Can I have a go on your bird please Tommy, she's a sort.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Can I have a go on your bird please Tommy, she's a sort.

you're nearer to her than i am right now


she's all yours


(only joking xxx)