Sussex Nomad
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The smell, the look, the thought of it makes me ill.
Most off putting thing is when you see a nice looking girl tucking into a tuna sandwich !!!
Have to say I whole heartedly agree, tinned tuna is disgusting!
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Serious question - How can anybody like tuna?
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Have to say I whole heartedly agree, tinned tuna is disgusting!
Daffy Duck
Stop bloody moaning!
Fresh tuna is delicious. Have to make sure you don't overcook it, though.
Don't get me started in quorn. Have you seen those adverts on TV? "Why not make your bolognese healthy by replacing beef mince with quorn mince", because you're getting rid of the key ingredient, it's like saying why not make your gin and tonic more healthy by replacing the gin with water.
If you want something that looks like meat why not try meat.
Vegas Seagull
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I used to have a tall mate called Tuna, anyone know him?
Was his surname Mayo?
KZNSeagull
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According to Jenna Jameson, eating lots of Tuna enhances a mans sexual performance*. Perhaps that will make you change your mind about it?
*Cucumber, meanwhile, does not.
*Cucumber, meanwhile, does not.
Tux the albion Penguin
Resident Linux User
Any relation to Kerry?
Tux the albion Penguin
Resident Linux User
Cucumber serves no purpose other than in sex education classes to demonstrate how to put on a condom (and even then it scares boys into thinking they are going to turn out with a green penis).
The smell, the look, the thought of it makes me ill.
Most off putting thing is when you see a nice looking girl tucking into a tuna sandwich !!!
I was like that and then I mashed it with mashed spuds and cheese. Makes a change. Not terrific.
The Large One
Who's Next?
Get the fresh stuff - much better.
If it's fish you're after, you can try some variations...
The aforementioned seared tuna
Cod fillet poached in milk with bay leaves and garlic
Baked trout with lemon, dill and garlic
Slow-grilled salmon with lime
Haddock chowder
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
The thing I hate about cucumber is that it BEFOULS everything it touches. Its vile taste and odour remains.
I can well remember the TRAUMA of hurredly buying what I *thought* was a tuna sandwich at a service station once, only to realise, to my horror, that it was in fact tuna and cucumber. As soon as I opened it in the car, my nostrils were violently assaulted by the pungent STENCH of the watery green interloper.
Needless to say the entire sandwich was a complete write-off, and was immediately cast out of the window onto the hard shoulder of the M40. The next few miles were spent with all windows wound down to the max in order to de-fumigate the vehicle.
I can well remember the TRAUMA of hurredly buying what I *thought* was a tuna sandwich at a service station once, only to realise, to my horror, that it was in fact tuna and cucumber. As soon as I opened it in the car, my nostrils were violently assaulted by the pungent STENCH of the watery green interloper.
Needless to say the entire sandwich was a complete write-off, and was immediately cast out of the window onto the hard shoulder of the M40. The next few miles were spent with all windows wound down to the max in order to de-fumigate the vehicle.
Champagne charles
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Dont need help with that
KZNSeagull
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And gives them an inferiority complex!
Champagne charles
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Why the massive hate with cucumber?
I can feel your pain, those sick marketing guys that think it's ok to advertise a sandwich as tuna and neglect to mention any decorative additions. During the summer I often have this problem with cricket teas, the captain usually asks someone to make a loaf of tuna sandwiches ("tuna" not "tuna and cucumber") yet at least half the time you open your sandwich triangle to find the evil green circle sitting there laughing at you.
Weird isnt it; barely tastes or smells of anything, but has a nice crunch!
As for tuna, it's all good, particularly sashimi.
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tuna is unreal.
chicken is unreal.
steak is unreal.
get that protein in you boy! yeaaaaaa buddyyyyyy!
chicken is unreal.
steak is unreal.
get that protein in you boy! yeaaaaaa buddyyyyyy!
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Don't get me started in quorn. Have you seen those adverts on TV? "Why not make your bolognese healthy by replacing beef mince with quorn mince", because you're getting rid of the key ingredient, it's like saying why not make your gin and tonic more healthy by replacing the gin with water.
If you want something that looks like meat why not try meat.
this.
veggies are TWATS!