Meade's Ball
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My colleague saw a man sexually assaulted by a badger.
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Meade's_Ball said:
Was it bigger than he thought it would be?
Uncle Spielberg
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The temperature today will rise to 7c which is slightly below nromal for the time of the year. Average early March temperatures in the Brighton area are 9 c.
timseagull
New member
Ex Shelton Seagull said:
If they weren't called jumbers you couldn't have jumpers for goal posts ~ not that they're much use for that, a coat would work just the same ~ oh happy childhood days
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
i'm eating a packet of crisps
Superphil
Dismember
Cheese & Onion?
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
peking spare rib !
berkshire seagull
New member
Its the weather fg the weather
You know what annoys me? Why our capital city creaks under the strain of a piss poor public transport system and yet we have a bloody great river with bugger all boats on it.
And similarly, surely there's a market for people taking a ferry along the coast to get to work to Brighton. There are loads of towns along the coast where you could put terminals and it's a nightmare driving to Brighton.
And similarly, surely there's a market for people taking a ferry along the coast to get to work to Brighton. There are loads of towns along the coast where you could put terminals and it's a nightmare driving to Brighton.
lost in london
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I'm thinking of ditching the spikey, messed up hair look and going for some kind of fringe effort, anyone have any tips?
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
I find myself picking fluff from my navel on occassions.
berkshire seagull
New member
Its the weather fg the weather
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
My sock appears to be developing a hole in the heel.
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
Things always look better froma distance. It's only when you start examining things that flaws become apparent.
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
Storer68
New member
Gareth Glover said:
but what about the wind chill factir?
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
When we were young the future was so bright
The old neighbourhood was so alive
And every kid on the whole damn street
Was gonna make it big and not be beat
Now the neighbourhood's cracked and torn
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives
Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for
what used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
shattered dreams
jenny had a chance, well she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids
Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job
He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot
Jay committed suicide
Brandon od'd and died
What the hell is going on
The cruellest dream, reality
(2X)
Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for
what used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
The old neighbourhood was so alive
And every kid on the whole damn street
Was gonna make it big and not be beat
Now the neighbourhood's cracked and torn
The kids are grown up but their lives are worn
How can one little street
Swallow so many lives
Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for
what used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
shattered dreams
jenny had a chance, well she really did
Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids
Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job
He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot
Jay committed suicide
Brandon od'd and died
What the hell is going on
The cruellest dream, reality
(2X)
Chances thrown
Nothing's free
Longing for
what used to be
Still it's hard
Hard to see
Fragile lives
Shattered dreams
Easy 10 said:
How queer - I always get holes first on the big toe.
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Badger Chilli.
Ingredients
1 pound of badger meat-minced,1 large onion-chopped.
1 clove of garlic-crushed,1 green pepper-chopped.
1 red pepper-chopped,1 tea spoon oregeno.
1 tea spoon cumin,2 tea spoons chilli powder.
1 tin pureed tomatoes,1 tin kidney beans.
1.brown the meat in a little oil.
2.add the chopped onion,peppers,garliccumin,oregeno and chilli powder.
3.let these ingredients cook until onions and peppers become clear.
4.add the tomatoes.
5.after the mixture has simmered for 25 minutes add the beans.
Simmer for a further 30 minutes or until the mixture reaches the desired consistency.
Ingredients
1 pound of badger meat-minced,1 large onion-chopped.
1 clove of garlic-crushed,1 green pepper-chopped.
1 red pepper-chopped,1 tea spoon oregeno.
1 tea spoon cumin,2 tea spoons chilli powder.
1 tin pureed tomatoes,1 tin kidney beans.
1.brown the meat in a little oil.
2.add the chopped onion,peppers,garliccumin,oregeno and chilli powder.
3.let these ingredients cook until onions and peppers become clear.
4.add the tomatoes.
5.after the mixture has simmered for 25 minutes add the beans.
Simmer for a further 30 minutes or until the mixture reaches the desired consistency.
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
He spent fifteen years getting loaded
Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded
Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink?
The doctor said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?"
Bob said, "That's the point,
I wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothing
Now I gotta do something else,"
OI OI OI
"To pass the time."
Bob shaved his head
Got a new identity
Sixty-two holed air cushioned boots
And a girl who rides a scooter
Gonna take him out, of town
They would get away
Riding around, as the trucks drive by
You could here the mother fuckers go...
A couple of lines, an extra thermos of Joe
He'll be kickin' in heads at the punk rock show, yeah
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what to do
When the doctor tells him to
"Quit your drinkin', now's the time."
Will he ever walk the line
To all my friends, I feel just great
But will he ever walk the line
Kickin' ass and bustin' heads
Red suspenders
Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?
But will he ever walk the line?
But will he ever walk the line?
But will he ever walk the line?
But will he ever walk the line?
Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded
Now what's Bob gonna do now that he can't drink?
The doctor said, "What were you thinkin' 'bout?"
Bob said, "That's the point,
I wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothing
Now I gotta do something else,"
OI OI OI
"To pass the time."
Bob shaved his head
Got a new identity
Sixty-two holed air cushioned boots
And a girl who rides a scooter
Gonna take him out, of town
They would get away
Riding around, as the trucks drive by
You could here the mother fuckers go...
A couple of lines, an extra thermos of Joe
He'll be kickin' in heads at the punk rock show, yeah
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what
Bob's the kinda guy who knows just what to do
When the doctor tells him to
"Quit your drinkin', now's the time."
Will he ever walk the line
To all my friends, I feel just great
But will he ever walk the line
Kickin' ass and bustin' heads
Red suspenders
Once a day he shaves his head
But will he ever walk the line?
But will he ever walk the line?
But will he ever walk the line?
But will he ever walk the line?
But will he ever walk the line?