Seagulls map of Britain

[Perry Milkins]

Toss Croydon for it...I admit the whole Lord thing came later...I was getting carried away..I'm sure he wont mind.

If thats what it takes to get it than I will pass...

 

[London Calling]

Hackney

E8

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I thank thee Sir Bevan Dean of the Hills Billy

My correct title is "THE LORD OF ARSESSEX"

 

[London Calling]

but I claim the City of London and all the wealth its bequeths and the top totty it nurtures.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

If thats what it takes to get it than I will pass...

Because of your semi-valid claim to the "THRONE" of SLURREY..I award you the exceptional title "THE EARLY OF SHIRLEY" which is one above SERF but still inferior to the LORD

 

[Brian Fantana]

Newcastle upon Tyne as well. So Tyne and Wear, can I lay claim?

 

[Perry Milkins]

I would have preferred the 'Chavmeister Supreme of Burberry'

 

[hitony]

In the county of Glam......the Prince of Glam will be offering the following to all his subjects (and visitors of course).......Rape, Pillaging.....more Rape.....loads more Pillaging, some more Raping and to finish off the mornings activitys we will have a bit more pillaging........methinks I am going to enjoy this role......

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Newcastle upon Tyne as well. So Tyne and Wear, can I lay claim?

oooh, by Rights Turienzo's LC got in first because is IN Tyne and Wear but you have named the county! and in view of my ruling on Carwash and all the arse that caused I must be firm..you are indeed THE LORD OF TATE AND LYLE and TLC is "THE DUKEY OF NEWKY" whish is equivalent to No. 1 FLUNKEY

 

[SittingbourneSeagull]

Based on other claims I guess I am the serf in Kent then.

 

[Perry Milkins]

oooh, by Rights Turienzo's LC got in first because is IN Tyne and Wear but you have named the county! and in view of my ruling on Carwash and all the arse that caused I must be firm..you are indeed THE LORD OF TATE AND LYLE and TLC is "THE DUKEY OF NEWKY" whish is equivalent to No. 1 FLUNKEY

Just because I caught you out on a legal technicality there is no need to refer to is 'arse'.

 

[Perry Milkins]

In the county of Glam......the Prince of Glam will be offering the following to all his subjects (and visitors of course).......Rape, Pillaging.....more Rape.....loads more Pillaging, some more Raping and to finish off the mornings activitys we will have a bit more pillaging........methinks I am going to enjoy this role......

I was only joking about the Gary Glitter reference...

 

[hitony]

My correct title is "THE LORD OF ARSESSEX"

I beg forgivness for getting The Lords title so wrong, as a gesture of good will, you will be the first and very much the only VIP at my Rape and Pillage morning, where the latter part of your title will be top of the menu

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Berkshire now ... probably should change my name

 

[hitony]

I was only joking about the Gary Glitter reference...

oh crap.....were you really I took it all very seriously.....

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Just because I caught you out on a legal technicality there is no need to refer to is 'arse'.

Watch it matey, THE LORD GIVETH and THE LORD TAKETH AWAY!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Berkshire now ... probably should change my name

SERF No1 for THE LORD OF BERKS

 

[Perry Milkins]

oh crap.....were you really I took it all very seriously.....

By jove I was you know but I am glad that you have taken it in good jest. You really had me there yanno.

 

[Perry Milkins]

SERF No1 for THE LORD OF BERKS

better known as the NERK of BERKS

 

[Paul Reids Sock]