Seagull Shop - What would you like them to sell?

[Spun Cuppa]

The Albion Rabbit ... loads of fun and pleasure but just when you really need it somebody fumbles around the back and it's all over ... not going to be a winner is it?

Just like The Albion!

Gash up front and shit at the back!

Boom boom!

 

[Marc]

Diecast model of a V8Supercar at 1:24 Scale with the brighton badge and colours on it!

 

[Stoo82]

as we are on a beach then er quality beachwear like board shorts and surfer t shirts with the link to the albion being more trendy than "hey im a football fan"

Thats a good idea. Beach type things. Maybe get a little shop on the beach selling stuff

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Condoms with the crest on it.

When you boys wear them, they'll say BHA.

When I wear them, they'll say BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION ( well, for at least 2 minutes anyway ).

 

[skipper734]

When you boys wear them, they'll say BHA.

When I wear them, they'll say BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION ( well, for at least 2 minutes anyway ).

Mine will be... Brighton and Hove Albion Football Club and Community Stadium Falmer. And then I pass out.

 

[Giraffe]

Lifesize cardboard cut out of a legend player e.g Zamora, Ward etc

 

[Stoo82]

BHA man bags. Or do they already do them?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

When I wear them, they'll say BRIGHTON AND HOVE ALBION ( well, for at least 2 minutes anyway ).

they must be doing them in such small print then

 

[footychick]

Just like The Albion!

Gash up front and shit at the back!

Boom boom!

PMSL

 

[footychick]

God, thread is making me LOL

 

[Martinf]

Chiken Tikka Masala

 

[Martinf]

Oops. That should have said Chicken. Too much vino again!

 

[liverpool_one]

blonde gullys girls

 

[pornomagboy]

car mats

 

[eastlondonseagull]

That giant scarf - bring it back. Now!

.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Mrs Giraffe has just suggested a bookmark. Good shout, although she is a fussy devil and wants it to be magnetic!!

I'm sick of having Al Capone on my bookmark!

 

[Brighton M]

Centenary shirt/DVD

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Seagulls Pantyliners.

'Elphick In The 90th Minute' printed t-shirt (showing ecstatic Southend goalscorer being mobbed by oppo' players).

'Bus Wanker' Bobbler, scarf & glove presentation box.

'f*** The Locals - I'll Park Where I like' window/bumper sticker.

Churchill-inspired nodding dog-fing with hilarious Russ Salde twist c/w detachable cap.

GOSBTS vehicle horn conversion kit.

 

[Steve Foster]

Three points?

 

[fire&skill]

Could you get them to sell replica retro shirts made from cotton, rather than those new horrible-material efforts...

Like my lovely Score Draw repro 70's S/S masterpiece...

Thanks a million

Beat me to it - and make sure it hasn't got the rubbish 'seagull' sleeve strip that so desperately wants to be a 'Bukta' logo. I'd rather the sleeve was blank than have that.