Saint Gerrard arrested for Assualt

[Basil Fawlty]

Should get the same treatment as Joey Barton.

SEND HIM DOWN

Is there any evidence he did this?! I'm waiting to see the CCTV and then I'll make judgement.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I wonder if Michael will return the favour.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Guaranteed there will be some thousand quid an hour Liverpool FC solicitor down there right now, ensuring his client leaves custody with an unblemished reputation and paying off all and sundry. IMHO. Obviously.

 

[champion7]

He'd look good in one of these.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Guaranteed there will be some thousand quid an hour Liverpool FC solicitor down there right now, ensuring his client leaves custody with an unblemished reputation and paying off all and sundry. IMHO. Obviously.

Pretty much spot on, IMHO. I would imagine that IF 'Stevie G' were the main instigator, there will also be some scally to take the rap (and a nice healthy bank balance to boot).

 

[Acker79]

Rumour has it that Gerrard was in the nightclub when somebody tapped him on the shoulder , instinctively he dived headlong into the DJ's booth causing a facial wound to the DJ.

I'm surprised it took to page 2 to get a diving joke. It was my first reaction.

"Footballer in incident in bar" Anyone surprised? The footballers that aren't drunken hooligans, or testosterone heavy bullies, are usually targeted by drunk "fans" who think taking on a footballer some how validates them as a proper fan of a rival club/working class hero sticking it to the prima donna/tough guy etc.

 

[jcdenton08]

I'm surprised it took to page 2 to get a diving joke. It was my first reaction.

"Footballer in incident in bar" Anyone surprised? The footballers that aren't drunken hooligans, or testosterone heavy bullies, are usually targeted by drunk "fans" who think taking on a footballer some how validates them as a proper fan of a rival club/working class hero sticking it to the prima donna/tough guy etc.

So you're saying, if an ibbrebriated Albion fan goes into Paradox (Sorry) and starts a fight with the visiting Yeovil Town left back he thinks he's a working class hero?

 

[Acker79]

So you're saying, if an ibbrebriated Albion fan goes into Paradox (Sorry) and starts a fight with the visiting Yeovil Town left back he thinks he's a working class hero?

Yes.

No. I'm thinking more of the fan "from the real world" who thinks of premiership footballers as overpaid prima donnas etc think they're striking a blow for working class in their drunken stupor, and are likely to make comments to their equally thick headed friends "serves him right..."

 

[HseagullsH]

So you're saying, if an ibbrebriated Albion fan goes into Paradox (Sorry) and starts a fight with the visiting Yeovil Town left back he thinks he's a working class hero?

I don't think many compare Yeovil's left back to Steven Gerrard.

The retaliation of the Yeovil left back will hardly be the breaking news of the day.

 

[jcdenton08]

Yes.

No. I'm thinking more of the fan "from the real world" who thinks of premiership footballers as overpaid prima donnas etc think they're striking a blow for working class in their drunken stupor, and are likely to make comments to their equally thick headed friends "serves him right..."

I don't even care. You were right in the first place. I don't even know why I replied. f*** me I'm bored.

 

[looney]

Poor stevie, the theiving scouse bastard was just innocently out for a nights wallowing in self pity with his crew when he was accosted in some manner and dived for cover.So the local plod, obviously Manure fans ,decided to throw him in the cells(gay maker).

when does the charity record come out?

btw
I hope by page 4 that this issue is settled and Gerrard is convicted or cleared before any information/facts about what occured leak out.

 

[clapham_gull]

I bet he hopes the reports that he was asking for Phil Collins to be played isn't true

 

[RM-Taylor]

What a silly, juvenile little boy you are.

Has he been found guilty yet?

Ohh evening, may I ask; why do you always jump on the defensive when anything to do with Merseyside or Liverpool is mentioned.

Just wondering like

 

[RM-Taylor]

Rumour has it that Gerrard was in the nightclub when somebody tapped him on the shoulder , instinctively he dived headlong into the DJ's booth causing a facial wound to the DJ.

Wahey

You're catching on

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

*cough*cough* Mellotron, are you going to reply or have you accepted your opinion is false and at the equivalent level of an 8 year old?

 

[Screaming J]

I bet he hopes the reports that he was asking for Phil Collins to be played isn't true

Allegedly the bloke hurt is a DJ who was in the club who wouldn't play Phil Collins records following a request from Stevie G. Quite right too !!

 

[franks brother]

How long before someone does a photo shop number with Gerrard and a (broken) Carlsberg bottle in hand...allegedly of course...

Injured DJ with tagline:

"Probably the worst request of the year"

 

[Gazwag]

Gazwag - nobody has crucified him at this point.

not quite but it didnt take long though did it

 

[franks brother]

 

[SNOOBS]

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