Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
It's the dog's bollards - burgers, 'meat' balls, chicken pieces, mince, pies, all fantastically and fungally replicated - a gold mine for the bods who first realised it's potential use as a foodstuff. Never has so much been owed by so many (vegetarians) to so few.
If it's the dog's bollards, then surely vegetarians wouldn't be able to eat it.