Retro Insults

[Theatre of Trees]

Spaz used to be a particular favourite of mine.

 

[Hampden Park]

knob jockey
spunk bubble
richard cranium
dung beetle

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Flid

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

cum breath
arse bandit

 

[Tazman]

.......

Taken from here

b.t.
Someone who has been circumcised. Effective, because people generally wonder what the hell the person's getting at. The punchline, "I've been cut off", generally pleases.
(posted by Log Nonymous on 24 Nov 2002; approved 3 Dec 2002)
Stands for Big Tits. Requires two participants and a big titted girl. One boy shouts "beeee... teeee..", the other runs up to punch the tits and shouts "Cellnet!"

Then both parties run away, because punching girls in the tits gives them cancer.
(posted by anonymous user on 27 Mar 2003; approved 29 Mar 2003)

 

[dougdeep]

Kaney.

 

[Drips]

Dinlow
Doyley


Was 'Chump' ever used in the real world or only in comics?

 

[Northstander]

Spacker

 

[Race]

Flid

Dougdeep what is Kaney? Thankyou please!

 

[Gully]

Pringle

 

[Biscuit]

Pringle

I had forgot about that one!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

(translated from the original Hungarian)

dumass big-faced bastard

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

4 eyes. [a wearer of glasses]
biscuit minge. [A rather smelly front bottom]

I'm going back a few years, a time of innocent fun.

 

[The Large One]

Mongy
Wally
Cretin
Spastic
John Merrick
Cripple

 

[NMH]

plonker

 

[perth seagull]

Wicked and sick.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Skill

Was a good word when I was at school. Until some much older, wiser kids decided it was in fact an African Bum Disease, at which point calling something "skill" became reason for wedgies a-go-go and lifelong humiliation (or at least until the next poor sap did it).

 

[Lady Whistledown]

+ not an insult as such, but I can't forget "whoever smelt it dealt it", to be followed inevitably by "whoever said the rhyme did the crime".

 

[Dr Breakfast]

We had the strokey chin thing at school but it developed into "Thutankhamun" with the stroking action - presumably due to the sarcophagus of the famed Egyptian featuring a clever little beard affair.

Also, Remy is one you don't hear often anymore

 

[Juan Albion]

pranny