Really LAME claims to fame

[Brixtaan]

I fvcked a world famous porn star.

 

[Robot Chicken]

My cousin played Inspector Clouseau in the old Pink Panther films

 

[Bakesy]

i have beaten cliff lazarenco, eric bristow, colin monk and kevin painter at darts.



also beat les wallace 3-0 just 4 weeks after he had won the world title

Top arrers mate.........

 

[dunno]

My cousin played Inspector Clouseau in the old Pink Panther films

Your cuz is Peter Sellers?

 

[Robot Chicken]

Your cuz is Peter Sellers?

Was my cuz.

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Went to school with John Robinson, and my uncle was the manager of Right Said Fred

Appeared on Whats Hapenning, kids news based quiz in the 80's with Tommy Boyd

 

[Yorkie]

I spoke to Gary Speed when he played for Leeds and sorted out his electricity bill ( and several Leeds Australian rugby league players when they left at the end of the season).
I also sorted out a direct debit for Chris Bart-Williams and amended an account for Jimmy Saville(but only spoke to his secretary) I took a bil round to Headingly Cricket ground and spoke to Fiery Fred Truman.

 

[Redhead]

Oh yeah, i played in the same cricket team as jake robinson.

 

[Harty]

In July 1993 I went to Ascot races, had a few drinks, blagged my way into the winners enclosure and shook hands with her Majesty the Queen.

 

[Tooting Gull]

In July 1993 I went to Ascot races, had a few drinks, blagged my way into the winners enclosure and shook hands with her Majesty the Queen.

Did you ask her if she'd do a guest slot on next week's phone-in?

 

[Al Bion]

I met and shook hands with Princess Di in Manchester once, we discussed how the road had been given a new layer of tarmac just for her visit.

I gave Brian Horton a quote for his car insurance when he was still a player for us.

I met Michael Howard, when he was Home Secretary, and gave him a tour around a local shopping precinct.

 

[Yoda]

I once trained with Colin Jackson & have run against Du'aine Ladejo & Sean Baldock.

 

[Yoda]

And had a piss with the legand that is Michael Johnson.

 

[northstandnorth]

jackie collins (yes THE jackie collins)said i was cute(i was about17 she early to mid 20's)

she was telling me all about her older sister joan the actress in her dads house on hove seafront.

 

[pasty]

i once called the queen SIR at the silver jubilee thing

i tackled rory underwood playing the raf at rugby

Spooky 1. I was in the marching band that led the prosession through London for the Queens silver jubilee thing. Afterwards Phil The Greek shook hands with me and I asked my dad "Who's he?"

Spooky 2. Rory Underwood was doing his pilot training when I was stationed at RAF Cranwell. I worked the officers mess bar and served him regularly.

 

[cardboard]

I used to know Rafael Meade really well.
Just found a photo of me and him on my 21st in the Grenadier!!!!!

 

[upnorthnow]

i have kissed all of bananarama
i have been on food and drink programme with chris kelly and jilly goulden, south today and North West tonight and a political series on channel 4
I nicked Richard Whiteleys taxi at Doncaster station
i was stood at the bus stop yesterday with tricky dicky from eastenders

 

[33057 Seagull]

And had a piss with the legand that is Michael Johnson.

And I had a piss with John Cooper-Clarke

 

[Hampden Park]

And I had a piss with John Cooper-Clarke

when you were stuck in f***ing chicken town?

 

[Yorkie]

Denis Healey spoke to me when I was in the WRNS.
He was Defence Secretary at the time visiting our comcen (comunications centre)