RANDOM facts about yourself...I'll start.

[fatboy]

I'm more worried that ugly 'roid gimp and friend to the stars, dwayne, has been anywhere near my house.

Do your kids have big muscles?

Are they already on drugs?

Have they had their first visit by a prostitute?

Do they hide behind their laptop in their cot?

Do they insist on Versace romper suits?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I'm more worried that ugly 'roid gimp and friend to the stars, dwayne, has been anywhere near my house.

Do you have a chimney and when was it last cleaned?

 

[Trotster]

I currently live in Worthing

I will soon live in Hove Actually

I am going to be a year older before i move to Hove Actually

I like toasted banana sandwiches

My mum through away the sandwich toaster as i made a mess with the banana sandwiches.

Lots of you are coming to my work on sunday

errrrr

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I shall be one half of horse in a pantomime horse race on Sunday

I have a pair of Mr Happy slippers on

I can smell Pepperoni Pizza cooking downstairs

There is a half eaten apple on my desk which my son has left there

 

[Sonic]

I am currently on the Atkins Diet.

I work 12 miles from my home.

I own far too many socks but can never be bothered to throw any away.

My PC has recently decided to ignore the fact that it has a soundcard.

I never bunked off a single lesson all throughout school, but when I did bunk off one in college, there was a fire drill!

 

[Mendoza]

if you put my name in google - it finds 52574 web pages
of the 52574 pages, only 2 are about me

i am having chinese takeaway for dinner tonight

i am related to the inventor of the yo yo

 

[Curious Orange]

I am currently drinking a bottle of Tiger from the office beer fridge.
I have flat feet.
I don't anticipate needing a poo this side of tomorrow.
I'm glad it's stopped raining, as I'm about to walk home.
My adoptive sister was 10 yesterday (she isn't a Brighton fan........., yet!!).

 

[Curious Orange]

Oooooo,

..... and my ancestors made biscuits!!!

Guess where!!!!

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

i have amniotic band syndrome
i am 17 years and 7 days old
i'm very hungry
my boyfriend is not talking to me at the moment
i'm still a trainee at work, even tho i have worked there for nearly 8 months!

 

[lost in london]

I lived in China for seven months.

I now live in London.

I'm tall.

I get really annoyed by things that should be easy, e.g. fixing a puncture on a bike, taking the celophane wrappers off cds.

I give myself talking-tos when I play the football volley game. Normally along the lines of, 'be patient, don't snatch at it', or 'just make sure you hit the target, don't try and be too clever'.

I only ever poo at work. At least then I'm getting paid for it and don't stink out my own place.

 

[Sea]

Ive never been on a plane (Mum if your reading this im free this summer!!
I wear glasses for reading
I once dropped my phone down the toilet when drunk
i have an addiction to chewing gum
i live in chessington in the holidays
err...

 

[Hilton]

I'm really tired.
My ankle really hurts and has 2 big stud prints on it from playing football just now.
I can smell dinner.
I'm in love with Final Fantasy and Franz Ferdinand, I think I like F's.
I only have 13 more shifts at work.

 

[Lush]

I buy shoes but only ever wear the same old comfy ones.

I have a "double-jointed" tongue.

My poo smells of rose petals.

I am having Brie, Red Pepper and Leek Omelette for tea, with salad.

I have been cold all day. The heating is off because it is "Spring".

 

[bobbyzee]

i have size 11 feet
i have never run the london marathon, although i intend to next year
i have £ 5 .65 credit on my mobile phone
i am now off to cheetahs gym, bye!

 

[Mendoza]

I have been chundered on by another member of NSC

I have size 9 feet

I am posting random facts about myself to a bunch of people i have never met

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I was due to be born on the day of the 1966 World Cup Final but arrived 2 days late

I always poo before I start work

I ride a bike to work

I never wear anything in bed. When its cold in winter I add another duvet.

My kitchen needs cleaning

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

I only have one pair of jeans, and I'm wearing them out

I'm drinking tea and eating flipsters at the same time

I once got 128/128 on a law a-level paper

I've just started wearing black socks again ... I went through a long white phase

I've only just worked out how to put my new phone on silent

 

[berkshire seagull]

I need help in fighting the woman off
Im getting a pay rise after only a month at this place

I met a palarse fan today
I need a dump

 

[Locky]

I have just eaten my Dinner
My penis is not hanging right and needs adjusting
I am drinking a cup of tea
I have just adjusted my penis.

 

[Spicy]

I like winding people up at work
I have lived in London longer than I have lived in Sussex
A blackbird is making a nest in my garden
I once had the diarrhoea whilst travelling on the Circle Line and had to get off four times before I got to my destination
I drive much faster than I should.