RANDOM facts about yourself...I'll start.

[CHAPPERS]

I like to bounce old threads.

 

[Easy 10]

But a good choice Chappers, if I may be so bold sir.

 

[El Presidente]

I had a poo yesterday that blocked the University toilets

My uncle kept a wanted IRA criminal in his attic for a month in the 70's

I was the first person to tell Ian Botham he had been picked for England.

I used to support Manchester United, but stopped when I moved to Manchester.

My dog ate a huge bag of marshmallows yesterday and then sicked it up in the kitchen

 

[Easy 10]

If I'm alone in the lift at work, I like to hold on to the handrails on either side, and swing.

I poked myself in the eye this morning trying to swat a fly.

I am addicted to Cherry Tunes, and suck two on the way to work each morning.

I sleep in a pair of boxer shorts that have the flies held together by a rusty paperclip.

I am wasting my time with this job, but I'm too lazy to find something else.

 

[Simster]

Last night at 11pm, I finished a project for a client that was due 10 months ago and that I should have charged twice as much for developing. They want me to do some more work for them and I'm in two minds about whether to bother giving them a quote.

On Monday morning, I did two full size poos in the space of 90 minutes.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

My umbrella got wrecked by a typhoon today, but it was my own fault becuase I wanted to go outside just to see what it was like.

 

[Yoda]

I broke my glasses in Athens and ended up missing Paula's marathon

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I broke my glasses in Athens and ended up missing Paula's marathon

Rather like Paula herself then, by all accounts.

I cut my finger while attempting, in vain, to repair my stricken brolly.