Questions you'd like answered, but have no reason for asking.

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

do vegetarian cannibals only eat swedes

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Is it possible to make a cork wine bottle?

 

[Mendoza]

Why do lesbians use dildo's? They made their choice surely?

 

[Superphil]

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

 

[The Goon]

Who made the decision to sign Colin Hawkins?

 

[acrossthepond]

Why is there only one monopolies commisssion?

Oh yes, and why did Rebecca Hall never return my calls?

 

[Garage_Doors]

If you travel at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlamps, will it make a difference ?

 

[Heffle Gull]

Why do you wear a pair of trousers, and not a trouser? surely you only wear one?

 

[looney]

Why cant women say yes to sex like they say yes to be being bought drinks?

 

[Everest]

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

 

[Garage_Doors]

Why is abbreviation such a long word
And why does phonics not sound the way its spelt ?

 

[Questions]

If you put hot coffee in a flask it will keep it hot and if you put cold friut juice in it it will keep it cold.
How does it know which one to do which to ?

 

[Garage_Doors]

If god wanted us to fly, wouldn’t we have been born with air tickets ?

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Who is the person that started the Who Am I thread?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

why, when my doorbell goes, does my dog always think its for him

 

[Garage_Doors]

7-11 stores in America are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, so why are there locks on the front doors ?

 

[Garage_Doors]

Why do Americans Drive on parkways, but park on driveways ?

 

[Everest]

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Can blind people see their dreams?

 

[Everest]

Why do we press harder when the remote control batteries are dead?

 

[Mendoza]

If vegetarians are so against meat, why is do they buy veggie sausages, veggie burgers, veggie bacon, veggie chicken breasts, veggie ham slices?