questions with no answers

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

if moths like the light so much,
how come you never see them during the day

 

[DannyBhoy]

sleeping!!


well i sometimes see them on the wall when i wake up!!!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

If Stephen Hawkins is so clever why doesnt he cure himself?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

If the invisble man was invisible why the hell did he waste time messing about outside, when he could be watching naked women all day long?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Stephen Hawkins ........

how pretentious?


he speaks with an american accent
everyone knows he's from kent

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I was going to say something about taking it in his stride, but I am not like that...

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

why when the doorbell goes
does the fuckin dog always thinks its for him

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Which Shit made beer bad for you?

 

[Rangdo]

if moths like the light so much,
how come you never see them during the day

Because they all fly up to the sun obviously

 

[Bakesy]

Where do all the ugly birds go when you are pissed?

 

[Woodchip]

if moths like the light so much,
how come you never see them during the day

Sorry to disappoint, but I know the answer to this one.

Moths are nocturnal "animals" and the reason that the fly to a light source is because they are trying to get the the "absolute dark" the other side the light source.

That's why they fly round lights so much.

 

[John Dorian]

woodchip u spoil sport !!!!

If the instructions for putting up a dart board are on the back of the box, why is Kev finding it so difficult to do ?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

woodchip u spoil sport !!!!

If the instructions for putting up a dart board are on the back of the box, why is Kev finding it so difficult to do ?

on both counts
woodchip you spoilsport

 

[Woodchip]

woodchip u spoil sport !!!!

If the instructions for putting up a dart board are on the back of the box, why is Kev finding it so difficult to do ?

He keeps turning the box around trying to find the back (you may have to think a while to get where I'm coming from on this one).



P.S. Sorry to ruin everyone's fun.

 

[John Dorian]

I see where you are coming from chippy.

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables and olive oil comes from olives, where the f*** does baby oil come from

 

[Gerbil]

I see where you are coming from chippy.

If vegetable oil comes from vegetables and olive oil comes from olives, where the f*** does baby oil come from

Babies

 

[John Dorian]

Babies

im shocked and appalled by your appalling behaviour tonight young man

 

[Gerbil]

im shocked and appalled by your appalling behaviour tonight young man

Don't know what I've done but anyway

 

[binky]

If the invisble man was invisible why the hell did he waste time messing about outside, when he could be watching naked women all day long?

Actually, there is an answer to that one.
He is blind, so he couldn't see any nakedness at all.

If he's fully invisible, then his retinas won't stop light, which gives the visual cortex nothing to process... Blind.

 

[John Dorian]

another wise crack !!!! are u gonna shout at him or me this time guiness dave ?