questions with no answers

[Bakesy]

Actually, there is an answer to that one.
He is blind, so he couldn't see any nakedness at all.

If he's fully invisible, then his retinas won't stop light, which gives the visual cortex nothing to process... Blind.

Don't you just hate a smartarse

 

[Woodchip]

Don't you just hate a smartarse

I thought it was quite a good answer with a scientific theory.

My only question is if he was invisble how do they know it was the Invisble Man, and not the Invisble Woman?

 

[Gerbil]

I thought it was quite a good answer with a scientific theory.

My only question is if he was invisble how do they know it was the Invisble Man, and not the Invisble Woman?

Because David Macallum played him

 

[John Dorian]

ohhh...now the ball is really rolling.....if he is invisible, how do we know he/she was even there ? or existed ?

 

[binky]

ohhh...now the ball is really rolling.....if he is invisible, how do we know he/she was even there ? or existed ?

Coz he keeps bumping into things.

Blind you see!

 

[Gerbil]

ohhh...now the ball is really rolling.....if he is invisible, how do we know he/she was even there ? or existed ?

Dear oh dear,they found his bandages

 

[Bakesy]

I thought it was quite a good answer with a scientific theory.

My only question is if he was invisble how do they know it was the Invisble Man, and not the Invisble Woman?

Because once a month..........naaaaaaaah, i'm not going there.

 

[Mr deez]

If Stephen Hawkins is so clever why doesnt he cure himself?

He can talk the talk, but can he walk the walk?

 

[Woodchip]

Why did Moody leave Southern FM?

 

[Northstander]

You cant have your cake and eat it?

Bollocks, I bought a piece of cake today, I've eaten it!!!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Why can't We sue Italy for the anguish the Roman empire put our fore fathers through?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Why did Moody leave Southern FM?

because he was trouble and didn't have his contract renewed. All presenters are self-employed and have contracts for their time. He caused trouble at the station and since struggled to get work.

 

[moggy]

where do mosquitos sleep during the day and flies sleep at night.

(standing ready with my squatter)

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Are you awake?

 

[Bakesy]

Why do Women leave the toilet seat down?.......So bloody inconsiderate.

 

[moggy]

how does body hair know when to stop growing (armpit and pubic hair)
no matter how often you cut it, it always grows back to the same length strange one

 

[Mr Burns]

I cannot believe no one has asked the ultimate questions without answers.

1. When will we move to Falmer?

2. When will we sign a 'target man'?

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

I cannot believe no one has asked the ultimate questions without answers.

1. When will we move to Falmer?

2. When will we sign a 'target man'?

1.When LDC bugger off

2.When McGhee buggers off

 

[Redhead]

Why do they paint the insides of tunnels black?

 

[desprateseagull]

why does p o r n take so long to download, especially if in a cybercafe?!

how come i cant download extra pc memory from the net?

why havent i got any return from my 'guaranteed $6 gets $6,000' investment?

why won't Pammie Anderson return my calls - i found her stolen tape..!?