Questions with no answers

[Lankyseagull]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Does moving the mouse on the pad make a computer program open more quickly?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

 

[Beach Hut]

How does the snow plough driver get to work ?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Are oranges so called because they're orange, or was the colour orange named after oranges?

and if so......
why aren't lemons called yellows?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

AND...why when someone knocks on the door, do dogs always think its for them

 

[cardboard]

Good old Google!!!!

Q - Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?

Q - If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Q - Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?

Q - If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Q - If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Q - Do vampires get AIDS?

Q - Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

Q - If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?

Q - Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes

 

[Brian Potter]

wasn't that during the time he was experimenting with LSD.... " Don't Jump Off the Roof , Dad "

Didn't realise Terry Scott was Rod Hull's son

 

[Mendoza]

Is there any word for an object that CANNOT be used when referring to a ladies breasts that makes them sound amazing*


*when used after the word "tremendous" whilst doing the hand gesture like you are cupping and lifting your own imaginary breasts?

 

[brighton_girl87]

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower ?

I asked this one to that 118 ask us anything service. (you get 10 free questions on the website)

the reply they text me back with was:
"Donald puts a towel when he gets out of the shower to dry off. thx!"

 

[Easy 10]

I asked this one to that 118 ask us anything service. (you get 10 free questions on the website)

the reply they text me back with was:
"Donald puts a towel when he gets out of the shower to dry off. thx!"

Genius.

 

[Garage_Doors]

7/11 stores in America are open 24hours a day 365 days a year,
why are there locks on the front door ?

Why do Americans drive on parkways, but park on driveways ?

 

[London Calling]

[Q - If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?


Yes.

In the UK, your land rights go all the way down, that's why Train Companies etc

when building tunnels have to notify all property interests above ground, that may be effected.

 

[readingstockport]

Q - Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes

They are generally said to be black and have white stripes.

 

[Trufflehound]

They are generally said to be black and have white stripes.

So is an albino zebra white with white stripes?

 

[Barrow Boy]

Why is Dyslexia such a hard word to spell ?

If God wanted us to be vegitarians why did he make animals out of meat ?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Was the first caveman to discover meat dipped in fire tasted better than raw meat the first celebrity chef?

 

[otk]

You go shopping with a g/f and she tries on a pair of jeans and asks you, 'Do they make my arse look big?' What is the correct reply?

I ask as I only ever went shopping with a g/f once and got asked the question and gave the wrong answer, so vowed never to repeat the experience

 

[scarby]

where does your lap go when you stand up??

 

[magoo]

Why did Bungle from Rainbow walk around naked all day, but then put pajamas on when he went to bed ?

Bungle was a snidey, two-faced SHIT!!

 

[Jahooli]

How did Buzz Lightyear manage to get his outstretched wings past that loop-the-loop bit of the car track just before he "flew"?

 

[Nottseagull]

Why is Dyslexia such a hard word to spell ?

If God wanted us to be vegitarians why did he make animals out of meat ?

Or more appropiately, why is vegetarians such a hard word to spell ?