Questions with no answers

[Trufflehound]

was there ANYTHING Doogie Howser couldnt do?

Insert five golf balls under his foreskin?

 

[Nottseagull]

If that Wily old Cayote had all that dosh to spend on contraptions to catch the Roadrunner why didn`t he just go down KFC if he was hungry.

Because Acme were paying him to promote their name.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Why is it people who have their lives cut short prematurely were always "the perfect dad/always smiling/never had a bad word to say about anyone" ?

Kind of makes me glad I beat my wife and rape my kids - I guess it makes me immortal.

 

[Dirty Dave]

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

[Frutos]

Why is it when two planes narrowly avoid a collision its called a "near miss" ?
If they nearly missed, then surely they hit.

Has someone been watching/listening to George Carlin, perchance?

 

[Frutos]

what came first, the chicken or the egg?

The chicken, it suffered from premature ejaculation.

 

[Easy 10]

Has someone been watching/listening to George Carlin, perchance?

Who ?

 

[Frutos]

Who ?

Evidently not, then.

He was an American comedian, one of whose well-known routines was about aeroplanes and in which he asked that exact question.

If anything, you'd know him for his "7 Words You Can't Say On TV" (which, originally, were shit, piss, f***, ****, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits) routine. He died earlier this year aged 71.

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[NMH]

Why is snot green?

When i hear a voice in my head, who is it?
If it's me, then who is it listening to the voice?

Why do people insist they "caught the train", when the train stops to pick people up - it's not trying to get away!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time, you are near?

 

[cardboard]

Why do dogs hate people blowing in their face, but as soon as they are in a car, they stick their heads out of the window

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Why is snot green?

Bacteria

 

[footychick]

Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time, you are near?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

How soon is now?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Why do fools fall in love?
Why do birds sing, so gay?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

What difference does it make?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Why did Bungle from Rainbow walk around naked all day, but then put pajamas on when he went to bed ?

It is colder at night and he doesn't have an audience to show off his handsome frame?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What is love?

What time is love?

Who's that girl?

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

What's going on?

Should I stay or should I go?

Don't you want me, baby?

Why does it always rain on me?

Do they know it's Christmas?

Who let the dogs out?

 

[vegster]

If a Dogs sense of smell is so good, why do they have to stick their noses right up another dogs arsehole to check "The news".. surely they can smell those details from 100 yards away ?

 

[vegster]

What is love?

What time is love?

Who's that girl?

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

What's going on?

Should I stay or should I go?

Don't you want me, baby?

Why does it always rain on me?

Do they know it's Christmas?

Who let the dogs out?

Hey Edna !.. you must have confiscated some good gear tonight ?