Question for Harty (SCR)

[perseus]

Serious question:

Gawd forbid that any body should tell anybody how to do their job. But exactly how does a dead fat lady fit in a coffin? Tell MM that the Kerry Mayo has got a great shot if is facing the right way!

Surely the bitch should be so heavy and it it will fall through the bottom. Such are the the tricks of the trade.

Bonus question:

Are we allowed to ring up SCR and speak to the pundits? Can we speak to Sir Norman Gall and ask him what it feels like to score a goal (get relegated)? Or will we get lynched?

 

[The Large One]

You can be quite spiteful when you're not trying to wreck the Albion's chances of a new stadium, can't you?

 

[Hiney]

Serious question:

Gawd forbid that any body should tell anybody how to do their job. But exactly how does a dead fat lady fit in a coffin? Tell MM that the Kerry Mayo has got a great shot if is facing the right way!

Surely the bitch should be so heavy and it it will fall through the bottom. Such are the the tricks of the trade.

Bonus question:

Are we allowed to ring up SCR and speak to the pundits? Can we speak to Sir Norman Gall and ask him what it feels like to score a goal (get relegated)? Or will we get lynched?

Have you been sniffing glue?

 

[perseus]

Re: Re: Question for Harty (SCR)

Have you been sniffing glue?

Still drinking fizzy cider !

 

[the Realist]

Serious question:

Gawd forbid that any body should tell anybody how to do their job. But exactly how does a dead fat lady fit in a coffin? Tell MM that the Kerry Mayo has got a great shot if is facing the right way!

Surely the bitch should be so heavy and it it will fall through the bottom. Such are the the tricks of the trade.

Bonus question:

Are we allowed to ring up SCR and speak to the pundits? Can we speak to Sir Norman Gall and ask him what it feels like to score a goal (get relegated)? Or will we get lynched?

does anybody understand this waffle?


Surely any dead person can fit in a coffin - just depends what size the coffin is?

and just what is "TheKerry Mayo" ? some new Dance?

Why is the dead fat lady a bitch? Is this some kind of reverse oedipus complex?

What's the relevance between Norman Gall and goalscoring?

Isn't lynched what happened to Ipswich on Saturday?

 

[perseus]

You got the lynched bit right.

The standard nineteen inch dick doesn't doesn't fit in the standard coffin, so if the client is not quite dead it might rattle about a bit.

 

[Bry Nylon]

You got the lynched bit right.

The standard nineteen inch dick doesn't doesn't fit in the standard coffin, so if the client is not quite dead it might rattle about a bit.

Do you need a doctor?

 

[The Large One]

You got the lynched bit right.

The standard nineteen inch dick doesn't doesn't fit in the standard coffin, so if the client is not quite dead it might rattle about a bit.

Good f***ing grief. Have you been EATING the pondlife stored in jars in your garage?

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Own up - who has hacked his account. Either that or he is having a stroke.

 

[Beach Hut]

Perseus has definitely flipped this time, men in white coats please.

 

[hitony]

Good f***ing grief. Have you been EATING the pondlife stored in jars in your garage?

It tastes quite nice actually !!!! dont knock it till youve tried it

 

[Stoaty Ferret]

NSC Gold !!

 

[Bry Nylon]

He hasn't started the "Official Thread" yet... I'm getting worried.

Perhaps he has been licking batteries again?

 

[Harty]

In answer to your question I have a coffin manufacturer in the North East of England who makes coffin to fit all shapes and sizes.

 

[El Presidente]

In answer to your question I have a coffin manufacturer in the North East of England who makes coffin to fit all shapes and sizes.

He used to the the trophy cabinet manufacturer at Newcastle, but wanted regular income so moved into this line of business instead

 

[perseus]

The maximum size allowed for a coffin is -

Length 7' 0" (213.36 cm), width 29" (73.66 cm), depth 18" (45.72 cm).

Advice must be sought from the Crematorium Office if there is a need to exceed these sizes.

Jesus: he's dead (official)

 

[Harty]

Depends if its burial or cremation and Lewisham's cremators can take coffins large than your specification.

 

[1066gull]

Harty, get everyone revved up on SCR to sing and shout whilst going to Withdean would you?.

We need the fan power!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Harty -

If you're looking for a new supplier, I would recommend this one:-

http://www.cofanifunebri.it/product.htm


They do a nice calendar as well. Check it out.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Harty -

If you're looking for a new supplier, I would recommend this one:-

http://www.cofanifunebri.it/product.htm


They do a nice calendar as well. Check it out.

She can hold MY stiffie anytime ...

*frock coat and silk top hat*