Question for Harty (SCR)

[The Large One]

The maximum size allowed for a coffin is -

Length 7' 0" (213.36 cm), width 29" (73.66 cm), depth 18" (45.72 cm).

Advice must be sought from the Crematorium Office if there is a need to exceed these sizes.

Jesus: he's dead (official)

Shut up. Please. You weird f***ing maniac. Shut up.

Just shut up.

 

[Bry Nylon]

The maximum size allowed for a coffin is -

Length 7' 0" (213.36 cm), width 29" (73.66 cm), depth 18" (45.72 cm).

Advice must be sought from the Crematorium Office if there is a need to exceed these sizes.

Jesus: he's dead (official)

It disturbs me deeply that (i) you know this sort of stuff, (ii) you have gone to the trouble of supplying measurements in Imperial and metric and (iii) that you post it on here

 

[Bry Nylon]

You weird f***ing maniac

*checks door is on chain and all windows locked*

 

[Goodfella]

It disturbs me deeply that (i) you know this sort of stuff, (ii) you have gone to the trouble of supplying measurements in Imperial and metric and (iii) that you post it on here

All that coffin, must have a bad cold.

 

[Juan Albion]

The maximum size allowed for a coffin is -

Length 7' 0" (213.36 cm), width 29" (73.66 cm), depth 18" (45.72 cm).

Advice must be sought from the Crematorium Office if there is a need to exceed these sizes.

Useful if you know someone who has died in Birmingham

 

[Bry Nylon]

Useful if you know someone who has died in Birmingham

You're ALL bloody weird!!

Let me go home now. I'm scared.

 

[Juan Albion]

You're ALL bloody weird!!

Let me go home now. I'm scared.

I was just pointing out that for some reason Perseus was informing us of the regulations set out by Birmingham city council. He just cut and paste from their website. Why he would do that, I have absolutely no idea.