Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms or legs?

[El Presidente]

A: Nice tits

(courtesy of popbitch)

 

[Muzzman]

Nice arse?

 

[ali jenkins]

Nice eyes?

 

[John Dorian]

Nice Smile ?

 

[Les Biehn]

Nice gash?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

take her rape whistle away?

 

[hitony]

I hope to f*** yer MOUTH works

 

[BHA Jordan]

Too much to drink?

 

[Hampden Park]

alright bob?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Nice stumps.










Sorry.

 

[Rangdo]

"While you're down there"

 

[hitony]

Nice stumps.










Sorry.

Dont be sorry.....that was f***ing hilareous (sp !!!!)

 

[Trufflehound]

Leave the poor girl alone. She's completely 'armless.

 

[Redhead]

Leave the poor girl alone. She's completely 'armless.

So simple, yet so very brilliant.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

How come we've not been chastised by the board's moral guardian's yet for ridiculing the disabled?

Are they all on holiday, at 'Libby Lefty's Summer Camp for the Politically Correct'?

 

[Goodfella]

Bet you work in the 'Body Shop'

 

[RonnieO'Sullivan]

Leave the poor girl alone. She's completely 'armless.

class

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i think id be stumped for words.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Have you ever seen the mess a snail makes?

 

[Lokki 7]

alright bob?

That's the old, "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?"